Boy: Are you still single?
Me: No.
Boy: *Looking like he heard flying pigs are real* Oh... So who's your boyfriend?
Me: Soushi Mitketsukami.
Boy: Sooshi... Who!?
Me: An anime character, he's a magical nine tailed fox.
Boy: *Walks away without saying anything*
Me: Wait!... Don't you want to hear more about him!?
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