Untitled frisk x sans

Untitled Part 7

Sans grinned at the human and chuckled. "ya know Frisk, i'm actually supposed to be on the look out for humans right now. but...y'know...I don't really care about capturing anybody." He rubbed the back of his head nervously. "my brother, Papyrus, though....he's a human hunting FANATIC. in fact, i think I see him coming this way." He put a hand up to his mouth as if he was trying to whisper. "probably coming to see if I'm being a lazy bones, heh."

Frisk couldn't help but giggle. She liked this skeletons jokes. His jokes reminded him of the ones she had seen when she peeked in Toriel's diary.

"come on kid, I have a plan. walk through that gate thingy. my brother made it too wide to stop anyone." He chuckled. Frisk made her way through the large gate with Sans following close behind. "see that conveniently shaped lamp over there? go stand behind it. trust me." 

Frisk looked at him nervously but nodded and ran behind it. No sooner had she hidden, Papyrus came into view. "SANS!" he cried. "IT HAS BEEN EIGHT DAYS SINCE YOU LAST CALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG ABOUT OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!"

Sans shrugged. "just starin' at this lamp. it's pretty cool. do you wanna look?" he suggested. Frisk nearly gasped. Was this skeleton she started to trust going to betray her now?

"NO! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE?! I WANT TO BE READY!" Papyrus went on and on about how he would be the one to capture a human. "hm. maybe this lamp will help you." sans said confidently. "YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOU LAZYBONES! ALL YOU DO IS SIT THERE AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!"

"hey take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today...a skele-ton" sans winked.

"SANS!!!" Papyrus screamed.

"come on. you're smiling." sans chuckled.

"I KNOW AND I HATE IT! WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME HAVE TO DO SO MUCH FOR RECOGNITION?!" 

"wow. sounds like you're really working yourself...to the bone." he snickered. 

Papyrus groaned some more and prepared to leave. "AS FOR YOUR PUZZLES BROTHER...PUT A LITTLE MORE 'BACKBONE' INTO THEM! NYEH HEH HEH!" he exited laughing.

Sans looked at the lamp. "ok, you can come out now." When frisk didn't come out, he went behind it. He saw her laying there on the ground busting a gut. He smiled and held out a hand for her to grab. She finished up and grabbed his hand, hoisting herself up. "you oughta get goin' kid. he might come back, and i don't think you could keep quiet through more of my hilarious jokes." He snickered. 

Frisk bounded away happily. She waved back at him as she went out of view. He waved back and smiled. "i hope i see that kid again..." he said darkly. The kid seemed innocent enough, cute even. But he couldn't shake the feeling of dread. He wondered why they looked so much like the child from his nightmares.