Naruto x Reader One Shots

You/ He Gets Turned On

(18-19)

Just a little something to keep you occupied while I focus on the main next chapter. Xx

NARUTO

"..." This is the conversation that Naruto and you were having. You had caught him reading Makeout Paradise and you weren't too sure how to react. You know it's good to give him his male freedom but at the same time you were a bit worried.

"Make Out Paradise? You've been spending too much time with Kakashi sensei." You conclude with a nod.
He stares at you without saying a word.

"I didn't get it from Kakashi sensei..." He tries to defend his sensei but it doesn't go too well, considering you knew for a fact that Kakashi had been rubbing off on Naruto lately.

"Really, Naru? Just yesterday you put your headband over your eye and wore a mask covering the bottom half of your face." You announce with a snicker, reminiscing in the hilarious moment.

"Hmph." Naruto crosses his arms over his chest with a noise of annoyance due to your giggling.
"Babeeee, I love you no matter how stupid you are." You laugh once more softly. Naruto stopped pouting and instead a big smile spreads across his face.
"-But we need to talk about this book." You wave it in the air.

"You're glowing." Naruto says with slight shock. You shake your head from left to right.
"Nice try." You say and laugh. He raises his eyebrows.
"I'm not kidding. It's kinda hot." He says and leans back onto the couch.

"Seriously?" You ask with shock evident in your voice.
"Yeah." He says and abruptly stands up. Naruto walks over to you and picks you up, then drops you back down on his lap on the couch. You were facing him, in the perfect position.

"Well Minato's asleep... I guess we have some time to spare." You say, referring to yours and Naruto's son.
You place your hands on his toned chest and look into his wanting, lustful eyes. The kind of eyes he had whenever he was turned on.

"Hmm." You softly hum in satisfaction. Naruto nods his head up and down and kisses you. This continues for quite a long time, not that you were complaining though.

SASUKE

"SASUKE UCHIHA I WILL PERSONALLY KICK YOUR DUCK ASS!"

You wouldn't call it anger problems... but you sometimes had problems controlling your monstrous... dismay. You had the tendency to get mad quite a lot of the time. Even if it was over the stupidest things.

This time is was your boyfriend's turn to wash the dishes. Did he wash the dishes? No he didn't wash the dishes.

"Hn. You'll wake up D/N." He responds.

You narrow your eyes at him and roll up your sleeves, ready to pummel him. You walk over and stick your face right in front of his and prepare yourself for a glare off.

You glare at him and he glares back. This lasts for a while until he grabs your waist and yanks you onto him, causing you to fall off balance and straddle him in his seat.

"You're hot when you're mad." He whispers seductively in your ear. Without another word he crashes his lips into yours and just like the very first time, butterflies erupt in your stomach.
I guess you could forget about the dishes for now... This was much much more important.

"WAAAA!" You pull away from Sasuke and turn to look in the direction where your daughter's room was.
"Look what your yelling did." Sasuke says.
"Shut it, Uchiha." You smack him playfully on the chest, earning a smirk.