Naruto x Reader One Shots

You Get Scared

(18-19)

S/N - SONS NAME
D/N - DAUGHTERS NAME

NARUTO

Naruto was thoroughly explaining to you the story about how he almost beat Sasuke once. You were listening at the start but you had heard this story before. You heard it not long ago, actually. Knowing that it would hurt Naruto's ego if you stopped him now, you pretended to be extremely interested.

You nod your head with enthusiasm as your husband explains the part where he punches him. Your son was being babysat by Sakura and Ino who insisted on looking after Minato. Not that you were complaining... It gave you alone time with Naruto. Not that listening to his Sasuke story was how you wanted to spend this time...

"So anyway, I threw a punch and I got him right in the face. It was pretty cool if you ask me." He says with a cocky smirk. You giggle at him.
"Oh and I-" You suddenly see a creeping spider with eight hairy legs behind Naruto, slowly crawling closer to the both of you. It was big enough to scare the shit out of anyone.

"SPIDER!" You scream frantically. You throw yourself off the couch and run to another room. You hear Naruto's petrified yell shortly after. Next thing you know, you and Naruto are standing in the bedroom on a chair with the door shut.

"Were you joking?" He asks.
"NO! IT WAS LIKE THE SIZE OF MY FOOT!" You exclaim in a huff and dramatically faint, collapsing onto the floor.
"Stay with me!" Naruto yells and shakes your shoulders vigorously. You choke out,
"N-Naruto. Avenge my death. Kill. The. Spider." You say and fall limp in his arms.
"NOOO!" He screams and starts crying.

He stands up and wipes his man tears away. He grabs the baseball bat from the corner of his room and marches outside. You hear numerous crashes and bangs. Even a war cry.

You stand up and tiptoe over to the couch and see Naruto banging the bat on the spider over and over again. You let out a loud laugh. He turns and looks at you in surprise.

"I hate you." He says and shakes his head in disappointment, making you laugh even harder.
"I love you!" You sneak a peck on his lips.

SASUKE

Honestly, you were so done with horror movies. Though you do love them, sometimes you can't help but not be in the right mood for them. Sasuke on the other hand, was the opposite and picked a horror movie for date night.

When you got married, you both agreed to still have a date night every Friday night to keep things fun and exciting. It's your favourite night of the whole week. Though, of course you would never admit that to Sasuke because he would tease you for God knows how long.

You were trying to be the perfect wifey, and somehow, you ended up watching the horror film. You were being brave and casually watching the show, throwing popcorn in your mouth occasionally. Your child was sound asleep in her room.

Let's just say that your ego was a little too big to let you get scared by a made up movie. A scary scene was coming up and Sasuke knew it. So he decided to be a total loser about it.
"Scaredy cat." He says and nudges your side. You glare daggers at him.
"I am NOT scared!" You say and cross your arms.

Thanks to your amazing luck, when you turned back to the screen, someone was getting their head chopped off. You scream and throw yourself under the covers. You knew that Sasuke was going to make fun of you for it but you were genuinely terrified out of your mind.

You feel him pull you close to him. You remove the covers to see Sasuke's arms protectively wrapped around your waist and him gently rubbing your arm. You smile and place your head on his shoulder.
"You scream like a girl." He says and pokes you.
"I AM A GIRL!" You retort.