Naruto x Reader One Shots

They Find Out You're Pregnant

(17-18)

NARUTO

No no no. This could not be happening. You had done the deed unprotected once. And this happens!? You took a test a couple minutes ago and when the plus sign pops up on the small digital area, it hits you like a truck that you aren't dreaming and that you're really pregnant. Maybe it was the hormones talking, but you were so happy even if it was unplanned you would still love the child so much. But you were a teenager, how was this going to work out?

This was the mental debate you continued to have in your mind. Baby? Or no baby? Adoption? Or keep the baby? Tell Naruto? Or don't tell Naruto. The plan of not telling Naruto went down the drain when,

Suddenly the door opens and in comes a bored looking Naruto.
"Baby, I'm home." He says. You freak out and run around the corner and towards the door, sliding around in your fluffly socks.

"I'M PREGNANT!" You scream and jump on him, wrapping your legs around his torso koala style.
"AAH!" He yells and wraps his arms around you and spins you around.
"HOW!? WHEN!? WHAT!?" He yells but continues spinning you around.
"DO YOU REALLY NEED ME TO TELL YOU HOW A BABY IS MADE!?" You say and feel an overwhelming urge to vomit. You start flailing around in Naruto's arms and he instantly drops you and you sprint to the toilet.

As you throw up your breakfast, Naruto holds your hair back with one hand and rubs soothing circles on your back with the other hand. Just the fact that he was happy, you think, about your unplanned pregnancy made you somewhat excited.

SASUKE

"Sakura I've been feeling really off lately." You say to your bestfriend. She looks at you with concern.
"How so?" She asks.
"Well, I've been feeling the overwhelming urge to throw up all the time... And I get random headaches. Sometimes I even get dizzy and need to sit down. I've been vomiting in the morning sometimes... It's on and off. I've just felt really different too. Some old woman even came up to me and started rambling about some 'glow' I had." You say obliviously. With each sentence Sakura's eyes widen more and more.

"You're pregnant!" She says happily.
"How do you know?" You ask and furrow your eyebrows.
"Is your period late?" She asks. You remain silent.
"GET ME A TEST!" You yell.
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"What the hell is this!?" Sasuke screams and runs into the kitchen with a positive pregnancy test in his hand.
"Oh... Uhh..." You say. Sasuke throws the test aside and puts his head in his hands. The first thing you thought was that he was going to break up with you. You feel the tears brimming your eyes, threatening to fall.

"..." Both of you say silent. You stand up, ready to gather your belongings and move out.
"I'VE RESTORED THE UCHIHA CLAN!" He yells and runs to you, falling to his knees. Sasuke places his head on your stomach and rubs it gently.

"Hmm, I love you." He mumbles. You run your hands through his hair and smile to yourself.
"I love you too." You respond.
"And I'll be a really great dad to you, son." He says.
"Hey! What makes you think it's going to be a boy? I want a girl, you know. Either way this child is going to grow up with the greatest parents ever!" You say excitedly and clap your hands together.

"No more burgers... You better start eating more fruits. Make sure you sing to our baby! We need to go buy a cot! Those things babies suck on... Baby clothes! Doctors... Daily checkups! No more sweets, chocolate, fries, chips, all food must be organic! Money... Saving up! Bigger apartment... Baby shoes! A-"
Sasuke rambles on until you shut him up by covering his mouth with your hand.

"Babe, you're acting weird and it's scaring me. How about, we all take a chill pill, okay?" You say. Sasuke nods his head and you slowly remove your hand from his mouth.
"Babies like dogs... We can get a dog! Baby onesies, MINI TOOTHBRUSHES-" Sasuke continues rambling and you groan.