Bold- Effie
Italic- the guy she talked
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"It's 2 in the morning, asshole.."
"I'm so flattered, you already know me!"
"Get over yourself, you're the only one who's calling me lately."
"Well, you should be happy because there's someone calling you."
"No."
"Rude much?"
"Aren't you tired? It's fucking 2 in the morning! I have class at 7!"
"So what?"
"You're sick. Don't you have school, or anything? Unless you're a creepy old man who wants-"
"Hey I'm not! "
"Then why are you still awake at this hour?"
"Because I wanna tell you a joke."
"Really!? You woke me up in the middle of my peaceful slumber just to tell me a joke?! Are you high?"
"Calm your tits, lady. Just hear my joke and I'll hung up."
"You are insane. That joke be better funny, or else I'll pull you out from the other line and torture you."
"Okay, okay."
"Faster I'm sleepy."
"Look at your armpits,"
".... Okay then..?"
"Done?"
"Yeah,"
"That's how dark my world when I'm not with you."
"What. The. Fuck."
"Good night!"
..............
"I feel insulted."
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Phone Number
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