"Hello"
"Kaden?"
"Effie."
"Hi.."
"Glad you're back."
"Me too. We haven't talked for like three days and it sucks being alone. I thought you might, you know.. mad at me."
"No, not really. I was at a friend's house actually."
"Oh. Okay."
"........."
"I.. I'm sorry."
"It's fine. Where were you yesterday?"
"Did you call me?"
"Yeah.."
"I was sick actually, I have sinusitis."
"Oh. Are you okay now?"
"Of course."
"Good."
"Um, Kaden... I think, I trust you now. And I think I wanna get to know you. It feels like hell having no one as a friend. I want you to be my friend, if it's that okay."
"Well, in that case, I want you to beg *chuckling*"
"What? you told me to call again when I feel like trusting you!"
"Well, I changed my mind. Say please and you'll be my friend."
"I don't beg, I'm sorry."
"Okay fine. I think I'm hanging up now."
"Kaden!"
"Yes?"
"Let's just be friends!"
"I don't hear you."
"Let's just be frieeeends."
"Don't you know how to say 'please'?"
"No."
"Okay fine, bye Effie. It was nice to meet you, I hope you can find a new friend that-"
"Kaden!"
"What?"
"I can't believe I'm doing this. Um, uh, please? Please, will you be my friend?Please I'm begging you, Kaden the maiden. Can you be my friend and help me when I'm in need?"
"Oh, no not with that nickname."
"Pleassseee, I'm fucking begging youuu"
"Fine, Effy Stonem."
"Effy Stonem sounds weird, but I like her since she's cool."
"I'm gonna change your petname."
"Whatever."
"Ha-ha."
"So friends?"
"Friends.....With benefits."
"Kaden!"
"Sorry! Hahahahaha!"
"So.. Wanna play 20 questions?"
"How about 12 questions?"
"You're so weird."
"Nah, you're weirder."
"But can we start the game by tomorrow because I need to finish my fucking homework."
"Fine. I have something more important to do anyway."
"Okay, talk to you tomorrow, Kaden the maiden!"
"Bye, Effie the monkey."
"What the fudge."
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