My Hilarious Jokes

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Me- I'm dying
Person- No you're not.
Me- Doesn't anyone have the decency to say that I'm dying. God.
Person- Fine you're dying.
Me- No I'm not, I'm just hungry.
Person- well, what do you want to eat.
Me- food.
Person- Nope, you get some nice, yummy, cardboard.
Me- I'm dying...