My Hilarious Jokes

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If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Is there another word for synonym?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone would clean them?

Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines?

How is it possible to have a "civil war?"

If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the other swimmers drown too?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?