When someone asks you whats wrong...
"Nothing! I'm just planning your murder, your funeral, and your wake."
"What?"
"Well, first, I'm going to murder you, just because, and then I'm going to plan you a nice funeral, because everyone deserves a proper goodbye, and then after we bury you, I'm going to raise you from the dead."
*person runs away*
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