My Hilarious Jokes

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A cop pulled me over and said,

"Papers"

So I yelled "SCISSORS, I win," and drove off.

A little while later, he pulled me over again.

"How high are you" he asks

"No, officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'" 

"Ma'm, I need you to step out of the car and walk in a straight line please."

"Um, there's one right there in the middle of the road, do I really need to demonstrate?"

"Get out of the car."

"But, officer! I swear to drunk that I am not God!!!"