My Hilarious Jokes

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Wanna play firefighters? We can stop, drop, and roll.

If I give you a nickel, can I tickle your pickle?

Good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm checking you out.

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

I would offer you a cigarrette, but you're already smoking hot.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

What does it feel like, to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

A/N: Any others I'm forgetting? Send them to my inbox please? I will also mention any books you want to send me to my inbox also.