My Hilarious Jokes

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Me: I like carrots
Mom: You're allergic to them
Me: I know
Mom: Go play outside, you don't get enough sunlight
Me: Fine.
2 hours later
Me: Mom...
Mom: Why are you burnt?
Me: To much Sun.
Mom: I can't win.
Me: how do I feel? oh thanks for asking.
Mom: Go play video games
1 hour later
Me: Mom?
Mom: Why are your eyes Bloodshot?
Me: Video games.
Mom: I suck