A boy called Jonny over heard his mum and dad arguing so he asked what bit** and bast*** meant so his mum said ladies and gentlemen then he over heard his mum and dad have sex so he asked what pen** and vagi** meant so his mum said hats and coats then he heard his mum shout FU** and he said what does that mean and his mum said cut.So on new years day people came round and he welcomed them saying.Welcome bit**s and bast***s hang up your peni*'s and vagina's we can't wait to fuck the turkey
