The Ultiamte Pun

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So obviously I've updated a lot tonight. And for my final update for tonight is pretty great.
So first some context:
I was talking to my parents and blah blah blah the topic of romance came up. They asked me if I've ever kissed anyone (because for some reason as a high schooler I must have done something along the lines of kissing people)
so I just laugh and say "nope, the most intimate thing over ever done is high five one of my guy friends."
and cut to later, me sitting on my bed. I sometimes think about what I've said in a day and think about what else I could have said so next time that topic comes up I can reply better when I think about what I said to my parents.
Now imagine me, lying down on my bed, dead silent and then suddenly bolting upright trying to to cry/laugh super loud.
because I achieved ultimate pun.
because I could have said "The friskiest thing I've ever done is play undertale."

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