Me: Okay, so me and my sister where playing would-you-rather, and this question came up-
John the Pirate: *bursts into the internet and throws a cream pie in my face* ARRRRRG ME HARTY
Me: John, not now.
John: ARRRG Me name be Black Beard!
Polly (The pirsstes parrot): *Squawk* John! John!
John: Not you to Polly! *Sulks off*
Me: Okay, so we were playing would-you-rather and I asked my sister if she would rather have a ninja at random points in your life burst into the room and throw a cream pie (Of any flavor) into your face, or a pirate burst into the room at random points of you life and throw a pie into your face and yell, "Arrg me hearty"?
My sister: Would the ninja be a sad ninja, because if it bursts into the room, it wouldn't be a very good ninja...
Me: ya, the ninja would be all like,
"ninja:*Bursts into the school classroom, knocking papers everywhere and slamming into desks* *Hits table* oww..... *Throws pie*"
Me: and then the pirate would do the same, but I would name it. It's name would be John. And I would call it John, but he wouldn't like to be called John. But that is his name.
My sister: *After much thought* The John, because the ninja would make me feel bad...
What would yo-
John: *Bursts into room and throws cream pie into my face*
Me: Oh! John, two in one day! Nice!
John: Me name be not John, but Blackbeard of the Seven Seas!
Me: ya, ya, see you later John.
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Random Book of Random
RandomMy friend, @Jinxx-ed , convinced me to make this. It's going to be about the inner depths of my soul, and what I choose to share with you. It's mostly going to be me messing around and sharing my feelings with you. That's about it.....
