LOSER IS ME

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Oh gosh, I feel like such a loser. I am sitting by my computer, and am on my 3DS...

BUT I am sitting on my little animal crossing couch, waiting for my pink squirrel to arrive, watching the little animal crossing TV... I feel like such a disappointment...

I have spent about 90 hours of my life on this game, and most of that is me re-re-re decorating my room(s)... 

TOM NOOK WHY DO YOU HATE ME

OH SHE IS HERE YES I KNOW MY ROOMS ROCK

NO YOU LITTLE LOSER THAT IS MY SODA CASE YOU CANNOT HAVE

Are you kidding me??? I sit down on my couch and you stand RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME I CAN GET OFF

Oh good, she moved. 

NOW COME INTO MY BASEMENT LITTLE SQUIRREL-GIRL

I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DONT CALL ME SLACKER, JERK-FACE

NO DONT LEAVE IM ALL ALONE AGAIN

*turns back animal crossing tv* 

XD That is exactly how the visit went.

Now I await for tomorrow when I get a gift 

Yay!!!

*sobs in corner* what have i done with my life, TOM NOOK ITS U FAULT I CANT AFFORD NICE THINGS

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