I'm bored... But also excited. Tomorrow is my birthday party. But right now at this moment I'm bored.
Tell me something interesting!
CM: CLUELESS MUFFINS!
Me: THOSE ARE NOT INTERESTING
ONLY YOU LIKE THEM
CM: *dramatic collective gasp* HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE CLUELESS MUFFINS
EVIL
WITCH
*burns me*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: -_______- ow. This fire hurts so much *coughs up sarcasm because there was too much sarcasm in that sentence*
CM: ;-; *pets a bunch of muffins* *whispers in a creepy cat-lady-like voice*
It's okay. Don't listen to that mean lady
You aren't dumb
I care about you
Me: clueless muffins are stupid
CM: *eye twitches* CLUELESS MUFFINS
ATTACK
Clueless Muffin Army: *jumps on me and "attacks" me*
Me: *laughing at the muffins attempts to injure me*
*starts eating the muffins*
Muffin Army: *screams in terror*
CM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(Five hours later)
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: dude. Chill. They are just muffins. Oh, look! A double chocolate chip! *eats*
CM: NOOOO SERGEANT CHOCO! WHYYYYYY
Me:.............
YOU ARE READING
Random Book of Random
RandomMy friend, @Jinxx-ed , convinced me to make this. It's going to be about the inner depths of my soul, and what I choose to share with you. It's mostly going to be me messing around and sharing my feelings with you. That's about it.....
