IGNORING
Me- Hi! (^0^)/O have a donut *hands donut*
Friend- (didn't answer)
Me- FINE! DONT TAKE THE DONUT! I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE YOU ONE ANYWAY!
;_; I thought we were friends.
*Next day, still texting. 'I' still hasn't replied.*
Me- Hello, I have decided to give you another donut. Please accept it. (-_-)/O
Friend- *Still not replying*
Me- T_T
Me- hello?
Me- :3O< I'm eating my donut.
Me- I guess you really don't want the donut...
Me- T_T I can not waste the donuts I will eat it for you. :3O<
*about 2 hours later*
Me- I think it time to face the facts. You must have perished in a war. Farewell my friend. Farewell
-update-
Turns out my friends phone was dead and he was to lazy to charge it -____-
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BOREDOM FIGHT
AFrame- The boredom, it's so bad you can see it here... It's going to take over the world in a cloud of grey.
Me- *sniffs the air* It's getting stronger by the second.
AFrame- As it slowly consumes our brains... We have to stay strong and united
Me- Yes!
AFrame- Has it taken you?
My one true friend?
Is your mind lost?
Me- No. We are united. It cannot take us as long as we stick together.
AFrame- True we must fight! You make a plan and I will activate it.
Me- We find the base, infiltrate it. Find the main boredom room. I will distract the bore-guards and you destroy the doom-machine. Then we run before it self-destructs. Got it?
AFrame- Got it. I'll take Team One the Red Hawk and Team Seven the Yellow Team.
Me- K. Me and Team Six the Blue Dragon will be the distractions. FOR UNBOREDOM!!
*starts fighting Bore-sters* (boredom monsters)
AFrame- And go go go!!!!
For Asguard!
Me- No! No! I have been hit!!! THE BOREDOM! IT'S SEEPING INTO MY MIND!! CONTAMINATING ME!
AFrame-*Jumps on a Bore-ster and swings a hammer at a monster*
*jumps on friend and screams all different non boring things to do*
Me- *Coughs* forget about me *coughs* destroy the machine *coughs* do it for me...
*in monotone voice*' I like to watch grass grow. It is almost as fun as watching paint dry. But reading the dictionary is the best past-time. Especially in a different language.
AFrame- *screams* WHY WHY!!
*A monster comes by to attack her and she goes crazy and attacks it*
Me- *Points to Doom-machine* That machine looks boring. I like boring.
AFrame- *Attacks machine and screams* NOOOO!!
*Machine explodes just in time to spare my mind from boredom*
Me- *gasps* A! You did it! That was terrible, I wanted to watch paint dry! And not even a cool color like red! It was colors like brown or tan!
AFrame- We are saved! Your okay!
Me- We did it! *turns to army* THANK YOU ALL! WE HAVE SAVED THE WORLD FROM BOREDOM! IT WILL BE BACK THOUGH, BUT WHEN IT IS, WE WILL BE READY!
AFrame- WE WILL FIGHT!
Me- FOR OUR RIGHT!
TO PARTYYYYYY!
AFrame-Yes!
Me- *1 hour later* Hello?
AFrame- Sorry, I fell asleep after I ate some Ramen Noodles...
Oops........
Me- Wow.
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SPIDERS
Okay, it was around the last day of school...and THIS happened...
Me: *Walking into math class, saying hi to our teacher and sitting down*
Classmate: *Looks at table and smiles* Hey, look what is right here.
Me: *Stares at table and slowly backs away* (There was a spider about as big at the period at the end of this sentence on the table.)
Classmate: (Knowing of my MAJOR arachnophobia) *takes a piece of paper and sweeps spider towards me*
Me: *Jumps backward and squeals*
Teacher: *Looks up from desk* whats going on?
Me: -///- Th-there is a spider o-on the desk...
Classmate: *Picks spider up and dumps it in the hall*
Jinxx-ed: (who is on the other side of the class room) *Laughs at me*
Me: *Glares at class mate*
-After class-
Me: *Sprinting away from where the spider was like the devil is chasing me*
Jinxx-ed: XD
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Me: You know, the world is a sad, sad place. We need more people to help out and keep the pollution down, and donate to help people in Africa. What if World War 3 starts? Then we-
YAY! It finished loading! *read fanfiction*
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You know, I was planning on doing something this summer, then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
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Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I was born a guy. O-O
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I had been bored, so this happened. And the first three things, I need to give credit to my friends.
(-^_^)-credit -(^_^-)
Here you go!
YOU ARE READING
Random Book of Random
RandomMy friend, @Jinxx-ed , convinced me to make this. It's going to be about the inner depths of my soul, and what I choose to share with you. It's mostly going to be me messing around and sharing my feelings with you. That's about it.....
