Nettin' a Yahoo

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They've only got it five to one so far:
these odds of tragedy are not acceptable
To Ben, Yasmin, Nutter-Yahoo.*

Only deaths of Jews are tragedies,
for Arab deaths are all of terrorists:-
and all the world is being unreasonable
in splitting up their sympathies both ways.

Why, Ban Ki-moon's inciting terrorists;
and Knesset members visiting blighted homes
of wrong tribes... must be silenced now.

He huffs and puffs and blows allies away
with the stink of his extremist rants;
and those still back his butt have pegged their nose
and wish he'd have a stroke - that's how it goes.

.........

*After the style of Mel Brooks in 'The Producers' with 'Adolf, Elizabeth, Hitler'.

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