Gay one shots of books, movies, T.V, cartoons, et. c. PJO, HoO, Wild Kratts, Bleach, et. c. Please no flames! I don't care if you don't like a story, poem, or couple. It's fan fiction. Just deal with it.
If you want a certain couple done, I'll do it...
"What the hell happened last night?" Shizuo groaned as he woke up. All he remembered was going to a bar for Mikado's bachelor party and getting drunk stupid. He slowly stood up from his place on the floor. He looked around to see . . . was this hell? Paper strewn everywhere, photos of many people all over the place, wires, food, Mikado, Kida, Shinra, Izaya, and . . . was that Seiji?!
"Shizu~chan, go back to sleep. It's too, early to wake up and my head is killing me." Izaya whined, squinting his eyes and looking up at the tall blonde. Thought as soon as he looked up, he saw something glinting on Shizuo's ring finger. "When did you get a ring, Shizu~chan?"
"What?" He replied, holding his hand up towards his face. "The hell?!"
The others moaned as the monster screamed about 'gold rings,' and marriage. Mikado was the first to awaken, follow by Seiji, Kida and lastly Shinra. The sun was bright, and it was obvious that they were in Izaya's apartment. It was also obvious that they had trashed the place. But one paper stood out. A paper that had a video tape taped to it. Mikado crawled over to the paper carefully, and picked it up after carefully removing the video tape as to not rip the paper.
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"Wow." Mikado murmured while trying not to break out laughing. "We need to watch this video tape, I think it may help us figure out what happened last night."
"Fine." Shizuo grumbled, plopping down onto the couch as Mikado popped the tape in.
*Footage*
"So, we decided that we'd get drunk out of our minds. Let's see what happens." Mikado told the camera, smirking slightly once he was done. "I'm not sure if or when I'll open this camera again."
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"So *hiccup* we were sittin *hiccup* at the bar. Then all a sudden Shizu~chan goes away *hiccup* frem us an then he comes back an he had three rings. *hiccup* One fear engagement *hiccup* an the other's *hiccup* fer his wedding." The obviously drunk Mikado slurred, pointing the camra in Shizuo's direction.
"Will ya marry me, Orihara Izaya?" Shizuo asked the info broker.
"THE HELL?!" Kida could be heard yelling from across the room. Along with a 'Knew it,' from Walker who then proceeded to text Erika.
"I thought*hiccup* you'd nevah ask, Shizu~chan." Izaya giggled, accepting his proposal. "Les celebrate."
"Take the camera, will you, Dota-chin?" Mikado asked, handing the camera to Dato-chin.
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"IzaIza and Shizu~chan are basically having sex on the dance floor." Dota-chin could be heard giggling from behind the camera that was facing the couple. It was a true statement though. Shizuo had his hands on Izaya's hips while the other grinder into his crotch. If the two were any closer, then they'ed be one person entirely. And Shinra was singing on stage in the background.
"And Kida is really going to feel pain tomorrow." Also a true statement. He was downing one shot after another like a professional alcoholic.
"And Mikado is just a fuckin' sadist. Always talking about making the city okay again with that smirky smile on his face. Please, bitch. Ain't nothin' you could do to fix this city." Also true enough. Very true. Mikado is psychotic true.
"Hey, Masomi. Can I do something that I've always wanted to do?" Mikado asked the light color haired boy, only receiving a nod in response. The dark haired boy grinned, and grabbing the others head and then proceeded to make out with him.
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"You may kiss the . . . other groom." A voice, most likely Seiji's, exclaimed. And that the two did. More like eating each other's faces though.
*End + Static*
"Please tell me you aren't a legal officiant." Izaya begged the Celty obsessed adult.
"I am a legal officiant." He answered.
"Okay. Shizu~chan and I will deal with this later." Izaya rambled before looking at the clock and his eyes widened. "Shizu~chan, I need you to carry Mikado to his hotel room. Now and Run. We'll meet you two at the wedding."
"Fine. But we're talking later, Flea."
"Whatever. Now hurry! we only have an hour and a half." Izaya responded to Shizuo before the blonde ran out of the apartment with Mikado on his back. "Let's get ready and then hurry to the ceremony."
"Aye, Sir!" The others responded before also rushing out to get ready.
--At the wedding--
"And before the ceremony, I would like to play this tribute to the lovely couple!" Izaya exclaimed, before the tribute started to play.
Pictures and videos of the couple started showing on the screen.
"So, we decided that we'd get drunk out of our minds. Let's see what happens . . . I'm not sure if or when I'll open this camera again."
"Turn it off, Izaya!" Mikado shouted. "Why did you put this on here!"
"I don't know! I had a camera specifically for the use of this tribute. I didn't exactly have time to check over the footage." Izaya responded. "It won't turn off!"
"Ha! Iza~chan and Shizu~chan got engaged. Shizaya forever!" Erica shouted.
"And Mikado kissed Masomi. I ship it." Anri stated in her usually monotoned voice. "I would like to propose the idea of not getting married, Mikado."
"Bu-"
"He'll accept that idea, if it's what the lady wants." Masomi told her, his hand blocking Mikado's voice.
