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☆wednesday☆

dan🌙
Hey Phil I finally got my phone back x

phil🦁
Hi

dan🌙
Wussup

phil🦁
Who tf is Chloe ??

dan🌙
Oh this girl I went partying with on Monday

phil🦁
Why did you stay at her house

dan🌙
Idk we were drunk and her parents weren't home

phil🦁
Sounds v fun

dan🌙
It was if you know what I'm sayin😏😏😏😏😏😏

phil🦁
Gr8

dan🌙
I kind of want to ask her to be my gf, ya know?

phil🦁
Awesome

dan🌙
Should I ?

phil🦁
If you want to

dan🌙
What if she doesn't like me????

phil🦁
You?? Guys?? Had?? Sex??

dan🌙
OK IM GOING TO DO IT TOMORROW

dan🌙
YAY

phil🦁
🙃🙃🙃🙃

dan🌙
Just think - I WILL HAVE A GF OML

read by phil🦁 at 18:13

Channelling my inner passive aggressiveness into Phil bc I've been literally like this when my ex talks about her new bf like hey gee idk if I should ask this guy out im like IDC
(I wrote this an like 5 days ago the funniest thing is its about my internet best friend I swear to god she's in all of these)