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☆saturday☆

phil🦁
Is Dan still dating Chloe?

nick😶
OMG YOU TEXTED FIRST I KNEW YOU LOBED ME

phil🦁
Please just answer the question

nick😶
OMG IM FANGIRLING SO HARD RN

nick😶
It's at times like these when mcr gets stuck in my head idk why

phil🦁
PLEASE ANSWER THE FRICKING QUESTION

nick😶
Only if you are very polite and say "ITS FOR SCIENCE"

phil🦁
Please, oh dearest Nicholas, would you be so kind as to tell me if Daniel and Chloe are still in a loving relationship, please?

phil🦁
ITS FOR SCIENCE

nick😶
Thank you, gentle Philip, for your kind question

nick😶
I shall answer it, purely in the name of science

nick😶
The answer is:

nick😶
No

phil🦁
Wat???

phil🦁
Since when???

nick😶
Yesterday ?? The day before ?? Some time in 1642 ?? When I was a young boy ?? Idk ??

phil🦁
But recently?

nick😶
I think so ???????

nick😶
Straight Dan was the worst tbh

phil🦁
Yup

phil🦁
Who broke up with who?

nick😶
Dan was too pussy to do it

nick😶
Lucky Chloe broke his heart first, amirite?

phil🦁
Did he ever actually like her ?

nick😶
JEALOUS PHIL JEALOUS PHIL

phil🦁
Nahhhh

nick😶
PHIL YOU ARE SO JELLY

nick😶
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

phil🦁
Last time I checked... NOPE

nick😶
I DONT THINK UR READY FOR FIL'S JELLY

phil🦁
Blocked

nick😶
WAIT NONONO SENPAI I WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW (for science)

phil🦁
You wanna be Bill Nye so bad

nick😶
Most relatable sentence I've ever read

phil🦁
So did Dan actually like her ??

nick😶
Not really

nick😶
The popularity kind of got to his head

nick😶
THE ONLY UPSIDE TO HIM BEING POPULAR IS THAT I WENT TO A PARTY AND MET THIS GUY NAMED PETE AND IDK I JUST LOBE HIS NAME BC ITS LIKE PETE WENTZ AND WEVE BEEN TALKING FOR LIKE A WEEK NOW OR SOMETHING?? AND HES SO NICE AND I WANT TO MARRY HIM

phil🦁
I'm happy for you but at this very moment in time Dan is on a train coming to London and my flat is a mess and I'm literally just walking around naked so I gtg get ready

nick😶
HAV FUNNNNN

nick😶
Fun with a capital U

nick😶
fUn

phil🦁
Pls let me get ready

nick😶
God fine

nick😶
#r00d

read by phil🦁 at 14:36

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