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☆thursday☆

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Guess

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Who's

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Dating

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Chloe

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???!!!!11oneone!!!

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
Gerard Way

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Zayn Malik

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Bill Nye the science guy

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Nope nope and nope

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
OBAMA ?!

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Are you really the stupidest person on this literal planet

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ITS ME DICKFUCK

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
o

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I never would have guessed bc it's not like you posted anything about it on any social media of any type or anything

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Sarcasm game strong

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I luv teh bootay🍑🍑🍑

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Idc I am literally dating the most popular girl in our school

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You are so stupid you don't even know

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Y

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*phil calling in the distance* WHAT ABOUT US

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WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH????!!

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WHAT ABOUT TRUST

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Phil doesn't like me

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
You sure about that buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal ?

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100%

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
I don't mean to be rude my friend home slice bread slice dawg but I gotta warn ya if you say that one more diddly darn time I'm going to have to diddly darn snap your neck

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
And wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
Huh? Do you want that?

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture?

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn I might just have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

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Wut

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME

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Popular

nik luvs teh bootay🍑
You've already forgotten about the memes I can feel it

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You're going to start using emojis like 💯 and 👅 what is life

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💯💯💯💯💯👅👅👅💦💦😈😈😈😈👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🎊🎊👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

read by nik luvs teh bootay🍑 at 21:36

Those emojis are literally my ex bf's aesthetic no joke LIKE WYD also sozzle sausages for not updating I was in the car driving to Scotland for like 6 hours