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☆saturday☆

dan🌙
Where did you gooooo

nick jonas😎
I left. 

dan🌙
WHYYY

nick jonas😎
Bc you were being a total dick

dan🌙
Nahhh

nick jonas😎
You literally poured like six Caprisuns on me

nick jonas😎
WHY THE HELL DID YOU POUR FRUITY BEVERAGES ON MY BODY ??

dan🌙
Lol jks man

dan🌙
It was just a prank dude

nick jonas😎
You better start acting gay soon

dan🌙
What ??

nick jonas😎
No one likes straight Dan or popular Dan come on

dan🌙
nO EVERYONE LOVES ME

nick jonas😎
Sure thing, Johnny

dan🌙
Come back pls

nick jonas😎
Nope

dan🌙
Pussy

nick jonas😎
What the actual fuck happened to you

nick jonas😎
You're so not-gay

nick jonas😎
It's killing me

read by dan🌙 at 03:06

A couple things:
- I'm doing times and days like literal times so baso if it says Saturday at 3am it doesn't mean Saturday night it means Sunday night, you get me ?
- I apologise for straight + popular Dan bc ew
- 'sure thing Johnny' is a quote from asdf movies and you have to read it in the voice or your dreams won't come true
- 'nick jonas' is actually just Nick I kinda lowkey/highkey wanted him to actually secretly be called Nick Jonas throughout the book but idk..
ALSO GUESS WHOS BEING A BITCH AGAIN ? My fukin internet bff