PART 3: Welcome to Las Vegas!

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"Hey Cory!" said Test.  "Where should we go now that we're together?"

"I'll leave that up to Shrek." Cory said. "He has a surprise for us."

"You guys will never guess where we're going!" said Shrek.

"Where could we possibly be going that is so exciting?" said Barry.

"I bought the four of us tickets to..." Shrek paused. "The MattyBRaps concert in Las Vegas!!!"

"Oh Shrek, you know me too well!" said Cory. "I watch his videos every day."

"What about us?" asked Donkey. "What are Doke and I gonna do?"

"We are keeping you at the D.C. Zoo while we're gone." said Shrek. "Your salary will be $100 an hour because you guys can fucking talk."

Doke and Donkey were taken to the zoo, but Donkey had taken some escape tools with him.

"Time to go to Vegas!" said Johnny as he used the portal to the Caesar Palace, where they would be staying and where MattyB would be performing.

"Is this Vegas?" asked Johnny?

"We're at the right place!" said Cory.

As the four of them were exploring Vegas, they saw this hero in a Segway riding so heroically.  Shrek stopped him.

"Excuse me sir. You look so Shrektastic. Who are you?" asked Shrek

"I am the hero of Las Vegas." said this man. "I don't wear a cape and I am the one and only mall cop who is known as Paul Blart."

"Paul Blart?" asked Cory. "I have heard of you in movies.  You saved so many lives; thank you for your service."

"Are you boys here for the MattyBRaps concert?" asked Blart.

"Of course we are!" said Shrek. "Are you going?"

"I have been waiting to hear him rap for so long." said Blart.

"Do you want to come with us?" asked Cory.

"I would love to!" Blart responded happily.

"What's your phone number so I can contact you?" asked Cory.

"(666)IMA-HERO; or (666)462-4376" said Blart as Cory was copying it down. "What's yours?"

"My number is (666)867-5309." said Cory.

"I'll see you four later tomorrow." said Blart.

Cory checked in to get the keys to a room with 2 King Sized beds on the top floor.

They got to their room and since there were 2 beds, they would have to be evenly distributed.

"So Shrek and Cory share one bed, I get the other one, and Test gets the shower with towels as his sheets and another towel as his pillow?" asked Barry.

"Sounds good, Barry!" said Cory, immediately racing Shrek to the bed they would share.

As Shrek and Cory started getting comfortable on each other, Cory was receiving a call.

"Hello?" said Cory. "Who is this?"

"This is Donkey.  We may or may not have assaulted the Zookeeper" said Donkey.

"We did." said Doke.

"Shut up, Doke!" said Donkey.

"I don't care, just don't do anything stupid." said Cory.

"Oh, we won't because we definitely don't have the keys to every cell." said Donkey.

"That means we do." said Doke.

"Seriously Doke, shut your ass up!" shouted Donkey.

Donkey hung up.


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