Bee Shrek Test in the House

PART 18: The Assembly

"That was fun." Jared said to himself, after disposing of the body bag.

Jared walks to his master bedroom to rest while Donkey and Doke grieved for their lost friend.

"Farquaad!" Jared yells as he approaches the bedroom.

"WHAT?!" shouts Farquaad, "I was fixing my hair until you showed up."

"You're a ghost. Your hair doesn't matter." said Jared.

"By the way." said Farquaad. "How was your day so far?"

"Well I ruined it for Donkey and Doke, so it's great." said Jared.

"Nice." said Farquaad.

Jared lies down on his bed.

"Jared." said Farquaad. "I think we should search for more people willing to ditch their dimension to work with us."

"I mainly want Shrek dead and Ian alive so I can use him for footlong pleasures. Either way, I'm down to try what you insist." said Jared.

"This is who I've had in mind." said Farquaad. "Sully from Mike Wazowski's dimension might want to help us if we say we know where Mike is. We also need Jacob Sartorius."

"Let me stop you there." said Jared. "We're not recruiting Jacob. He doesn't have a nice ass."

"Fine." said Farquaad. "What about Bling-Bling-Boy? From Porkbelly, the city Johnny's from."

"No, he's too fat." said Jared. "What if.... what if we go look for Pokémon? I saw Johnny flying a huge bird, so that's that."

"Who said Pokémon?" said an unusual voice.

Jared opened the door to find a Korean soldier, who also happens to know English, said that.

"And who the hell could you be?" asked Jared.

"My name is Bon-Hwa Kang. Just call me Logan if you have a hard time pronouncing my full name." said the Korean soldier, named Logan.

"Why did you question Pokémon?" asked Jared.

"I know everything about that game." said Logan. "Whenever Mr. Un gives me free time, I usually play Pokémon because it's such a fascinating game."

"He won't notice your absence." said Jared. "Soldiers, close the door at once!"

The remaining soldiers closed the door.

"Okay, what do you need to know?" asked Logan.

"Well Farquaad, should we tell him?" asked Jared.

"Yeah." said Farquaad. "Why not? We'll just kill him if he doesn't keep his mouth shut."

"Sure." said Jared. "We have an inter-dimensional doorknob we can use to travel to any dimension. It's hard to explain, don't question what will happen. It will all connect soon enough. Now we need to know what location is the best for Pokémon."

"Pallet town." said Logan. "Why?"

"Are you sure that's where?" asked Jared, typing the location.

"Yes, why?" asked Logan.

Jared connected the doorknob and opened the door to reveal Pallet Town.

"What...?" said Logan, in shock.

"Follow us at once." said Jared.

All three of them walked through, and Logan had his rifle on him.

"This is.. Pallet Town...." said Logan. "If it's Pokémon you're looking for, you need Pokéballs. We may be able to borrow some from a couple of pokémarts."