Bee Shrek Test in the House

PART 7: Best of Three

Blart caught up to Jared and was standing right behind him.

"Alright, you little fat shit!" said Jared. "You're getting the rapies tonight, and this time, it will be personal!"

Ian smiled.

"Why are you smiling you shit head?" asked Jared.

"He's smiling because nobody is getting any rapies today." said Blart. "You're under arrest for being a child predator."

"The hell I am!" said Jared as he hit Blart with a low blow using his footlong and started running for the exit. Test was blocking up the exit, and from out of nowhere, Jared grabbed him and threw him far away as Jared left the building.

Blart and Ian were both in shock of what had just happened. Ian was finally out of Jared's sight.

"Thanks, Mister Blart." said Ian. "Where do I go now? Since he was my legal guardian, I don't know what to do."

"I'll take you to the authorities." said Blart. "After this because don't you want to see Cory and MattyB compete for the gold?"

"Yes." said Ian.

"Welcome to the Best of Three, Cory!" said MattyB. "Bboys and Bgirls, we are starting the competition. Since I will be competing, I think it's only swag if the runner-up Ian does the announcing starting now! Come up here, Ian!"

The crowd cheered very softly.

"Here's the card, Ian." said MattyB.

"Thanks." said Ian. "Ok, as you all know, there will be three rounds. The first round will be about seeing who can finish a whole bucket of KFC first. Rounds 1-3 are all worth one point. The second round will be a Kool-Aid chugging contest. Finally, the third round will be..."

Ian paused. "Oh my! For the third round, we will be having a Rap Battle."

Everybody in the crowd gasped.

"I think we know how this is gonna go down." said Shrek to Blart.

"Anything's possible, Shrek.  You never know what can happen." said Blart.

"Are.... are you boys ready for Round 1?" asked Ian.

"Oh yeah!" MattyB and Cory said in unison, remembering the Legendary Kool-Aid Man.

"No guys, the KFC bucket is first, not the Kool-Aid." said Ian.

"I want to do the Kool-Aid first!" said MattyB.

"Ok. Ready, Set...." Ian paused, waiting for the approval of Cory and MattyB. "GO!!!"

MattyB and Cory both started chugging the four Kool-Aid cups. Cory looked over at MattyB to see he put all four cups into his mouth.

"Hey MattyB, I can fit more!" said Ian.

Cory was disgusted by that sentence.  As he was about to take down his last cup, MattyB had finished.

"We have a winner!" said Ian.

"I'm so glad we started with the Kool-Aid!" said MattyB.

"Me too, so I can kick your House on everything else." said Cory.

MattyB was intimidated.

"It's time for KFC." said Ian.  "Ready?"

"Now this is going all over my House." said Cory.

"On the count of 5, 1......, 2......, 3, 5!" Ian counted.

MattyB was still kind of filled from that Kool-Aid, so he ate slower, while Cory was using his amazing mouth skills to murder the chicken legs.

MattyB asked Cory, "What's your secret for those amazing mouth skills?"

Cory replied, "It's all thanks to my favorite Ogre, Shrek. From the past days that I've known him, he's shown me how a real man eats meat."

"Okay..." said MattyB, completely grossed out.

"That's my Cory!" said Shrek.

Meanwhile, DJ Khaled was watching Cory eat each chicken leg quickly and with Osama, he said, "Another one.... Another one...... Another one....." This went on for two minutes. When Cory finished, Khaled finished, "And another one!"

Cory won, with MattyB not even finishing half of his bucket.

Shrek asked, "Hey MattyBoy, are you gonna finish that?"

"No." said MattyB. "Take it."

Shrek shared it with Cory. They are each leg together, making out when they got all the way to the bone each time.

"We will take a one minute break for the final round." said Ian.

Cory went to his friends. 

"Hey Cory, you're facing a professional.  Dig deep into your inner House for the best rap words." said Barry.

"You got this." said Test.

"Time's up!" said Ian. 

Shrek and Cory locked lips one more time before Cory went to the stage.

"Cory, since you're the guest, you choose who goes first. Two rounds. Make them count!" said Ian.

"MattyB goes first." said Cory.

"Ok" said Ian.

They were both ready, both contestants holding a big, black microphone

"On the count of 3.  One, Two......" Ian paused.

"Three!"