Bee Shrek Test in the House

PART 19: The Breach

"Barry, can you do me a favor and fly up to find Shrek and Cory?" asked Test.

"Sure thing." said Barry.

Barry flew up into the air to find Shrek and Cory making out and beginning to touch each other. He flew down to stop them.

"Cory, three minutes kissing and already you want second base?" asked Shrek.

"You're the one talking." said Cory, "Look where your hand is, you're already begging for third base."

Barry was flying down as fast as he could before it was too late.

"What's this in your pocket, are you too excited?" asked Shrek. "You're already eager for the whole thing, aren't you?"

"Are you not?" asked Cory. "Now let's get to it before Johnny finds us."

They both pull down their pants, but Barry gets there just as Shrek got down on his knees.

"So you want to try Doggie-Style today?" asked Cory.

"I'd love to." said Shrek.

"I wouldn't like to see that." said Barry. "Now put your pants back on, we need to get Mike, Donkey, Doke, and whoever else they have in there out of there."

"You mean Blart and Daniel?" said Shrek.

"Yeah." said Barry. "Now follow me."

"Okay." said Shrek. "Cory, let's go save them."

"Promise me the greatest pounding after." said Cory.

"I promise." said Shrek. "Lead the way, Barry."

"Actually, you guys can't fly, so I'm gonna go get Johnny." said Barry. "DO NOT make me regret saying this, but wait here."

He will come to regret saying that.

He flies to Test.

"Johnny, I found Shrek and Cory." said Barry. "Follow me and use that Fearow you had."

"Okay." said Test. "Fearow, come out!"

Fearow came out of the Pokéball.

"Let's go." said Barry.

Test follows Barry just to find Shrek and Cory completely naked on each other, trying out more than Doggie-Style.

"God-damn-it Barry." said Test. "You left these two alone?"

"Yeah." said Barry. "I didn't think they would do this."

"You don't know them well enough." said Test.

"OH SHREK!" screamed Cory, "YOU ALWAYS FIND THE SPOT!!!"

"CORY! SHREK! STOP!" shouted Test. "Seriously, this is important."

"One more hour?" asked Shrek.

"Now." said Test.

"One hour." said Shrek.

"Five minutes." said Test.

"One hour." said Shrek.

"Thirty minutes." said Test.

"Thirty-one." said Shrek.

"Deal." said Test.

Test and Barry leave them alone and fly off to another region.

"So let's discuss plans." said Barry. "What can we do?"

"We can't attract attention." said Test. "Whatever we do has to be almost silent."