"Donkey, where are we?" asked Doke.
"I don't know, but everyone is looking at us like WE'RE the ones who are disfigured. Hang on, let me get their dumb asses a mirror." said Donkey.
The blue monster swung the inter-dimensional door open.
"You are NOT supposed to be here; go back!" said the blue monster.
"Oh, where are my manners? Hi, I am Donkey. My owner sucks at names. This is Doke. How about you?" asked Donkey.
The walking green ball stepped up.
"I am Mike Wazowski. This is Sully." said Mike.
"Who are you and how did you get this type of door?" asked Donkey.
"Who are YOU to burst into here?" asked Mike.
"We wanted to find a way to get ourselves an inter-dimensional portal. Looks like you guys are the solution to that." said Donkey.
"Ok, we don't just give them out; these are hard to make and are NOT portable. We have a prototype, but we're not gonna show it to you. Sully, take them back." said Mike.
Sully grabbed them by the tail.
"Motherfucker, you better let go of my tail right NOW!" Donkey warned him.
"Shut up." said Sully.
"Oh, so you're the asshole around here? Let me tell you something, your ass is never telling me what to do!" said Donkey.
Donkey kicked Sully with his back legs multiple times. Doke caught on and began to help.
"You blue sack of shit, you better let go or I'm pulling out my knives!" said Donkey.
After a minute of constant kicking, Sully let go, but he was very injured.
"You thought you were the ass here, carpet? No, now I literally am!" said Donkey. "Show me the prototype. I took out the blue panther on steroids; I can take out a green water balloon!"
"Very well, then. Follow me." said Mike.
"Well that was nice of you." said Doke.
"No it wasn't." said Mike.
They got to the prototype one minute later.
"What you do with this device is simple. You point this laser in the device at a doorknob for 3 seconds, and them you type the designated destination with the other part of the device." said Mike. "It has to be a doorknob, by the way. If you see a door handle, a push door, etc. Too bad, keep looking. That's the only down-side."
"Well that sucks." said Donkey. "Can we test it?"
"Exactly how?" asked Mike.
"Well I've never had Kool-Aid directly from the pitcher." said Donkey.
"Dude, that's gross." said Doke.
"No! Licking your own balls is gross." said Donkey.
"So can we?" asked Donkey.
"Two words for you." said Mike. "OH YEAH!!"
They used the doorknob device and went to the dimension where if the word Kool-Aid is mentioned, the Kool-Aid man breaks through a wall and says "Oh yeah!", but if there are no walls, then you're screwed, man.
"So how do we do this?" said Doke.
"I got this." said Donkey. "Oh man, we're all thirsty. I surely could use some Kool-Aid."
Not even a millisecond after the sentence finished, the Kool-Aid man broke through.
"Oh yeah!" said the Kool-Aid man. "Who wants Kool-Aid?"
"I do!" said Donkey.
The Kool-Aid man dropped his pants and undies.
"Then come and get it." said the Kool-Aid man.
Doke was going to stop him, but Donkey was enjoying the Kool-Aid too much.
"No homo." said Donkey, while drinking Kool-Aid.
"You say that now? I was about to OH YEAH all over you." said the Kool-Aid man.
"I'm full now." said Donkey.
"Damn right you are!" said the Kool-Aid man.
"Do you want to join us on an adventure?" asked Doke.
"Oh no, we're returning the device." said Mike.
"If we return this, we're returning your dead, stuffed body with it and live there forever, using you as a pillow." said Donkey. "So should we go on an adventure?"
"yes." said Mike, terrified.
"Kool-Aid man?" asked Doke.
"Oh yeah!" said the Kool-Aid man.
"Is that all you can say?" asked Mike.
"I am Groot." said Kool-Aid man.
"Smart ass." said Doke.
The four of them took a nap before using the device.
Five hours later, the Kool-Aid man peed on everyone to wake them up.
"Let's go! Oh yeah!" said Kool-Aid man.
"Fine! Just do NOT pee on me again." said Donkey.
They found a doorknob and then typed in the dimension Barry, Test, Shrek, and Cory were all at. They walked through.
"Ok we're here. Let's split up to look for them." said Donkey.
Not one second later, he hears Shrek.
"Bet you've never seen the Donkey before. I'm about to do it!" said Shrek.
The four of them see Shrek bending Cory over.
Donkey finished the story.
"So that's how we ended up here." said Donkey.
"Amateurs. You need a doorknob." said Test.
"Oh, shut up!" said Mike.
"Listen up, you green ball of shit! If you don't shut your damn mouth, I will use you as a soccer ball until you're unconscious!" said Test.
Mike stopped talking.
"So before we go to the MattyB concert in three hours, who's thirsty?" asked the Kool-Aid man, dropping his pants and undies.
"I am!" said Shrek and Cory at the same time, running over to the Kool-Aid man immediately.
Shrek and Cory drank so much and shared with each other. Everyone else looked away except for Ian, because he's seen much worse.
"MattyB!" shouted Cory.
"What?" asked MattyB.
"Can you give us a ride to the concert, since I beat you?" asked Cory.
"Yeah, the ten of you get in my tour bus. I want to get to know all of you." said MattyB.
Everyone scurried into the bus, but this time, Shrek sat on Cory's lap.
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Bee Shrek Test in the House
FanfictionIn this adventure, Barry the Bee, Shrek, Johnny Test, and Cory Baxter will encounter many friends and kill many people (okay, maybe not, but who knows?). They will make friends and bring them along the way. Meanwhile, Susan and Mary Test are tryin...
