Bee Shrek Test in the House

PART 8: Round Three

(Before you read, just a side note, MattyB is rapping to the beat of sex offender shuffle and Cory is rapping first on his theme song, and then following the sex offender shuffle beat)

"Ian, give me a beat!" said MattyB.

"With my amazing mouth skills?" asked Ian.

"Yes Ian, whatever is swag. Just try not to talk about your mouth skills." said MattyB.

"Ok, here we go."

The beat is made.  MattyB takes a few seconds to learn it and blend it to his amazing rap knowledge.

"MattyB is my name.

My amazing raps are what brought me fame.

If there are two things you should know about this

Is that my raps are fleek and I never miss.

I rap and dance all through this beat,

You're a guy who slacks off and takes some naps.

But what do I know, I'm the real deal here

You and your rhymes depict a queer!"

The crowd was cheering very loudly.

"Cory." said Ian. "Your turn."

"Hit me up with a beat, Johnny!"

Test grabs a microphone and beatboxes a familiar beat that Cory knows too well.

Cory began rapping, "Go Cory, Go Cory, Go!

Listen up, here we go!

I'm the new kid moving in, getting it done,

And I'm officially the candidate for having some fun, you know?"

"You better calm down, Cory!" said Shrek, following the beat.

Cory continued. "I'm talking 'bout an all out beating,

And we're getting it started,

Ian, can you put an ice pack on MattyB?"

The crowd was loud.

"Ian, give me a beat!"

Ian did as told. He gave a similar beat.

MattyB rapped, "The city of Vegas has asked me to

Release these heavy raps right on you.

You are bad, and I am good.

I'm rubbing on you, with morning wood.

I know you're trying your best to play

Against MattyB, but there is no way.

I'm not here to rap about useless craps,

But here, I'm gonna beat your black ass with the MattyB raps."

"Ok, listen up y'all! I'm Cory.  I'm here to make a statement and prove black people are better at rapping.  Ian, give me that beat!"

Ian does the beat he knows very well.

"Hey MattyB, I'm gonna prove it to you

That Cory Baxter can do it, too.

And by it I mean beat you with my raps

Will it work? Yes, cause I'm Cory.

You know what MattyB, FUCK the rhymes!

I don't need to please you, boy you are cringe!

I can't believe I've just beat your little ass.

Bboys and Bgirls, Cory is officially in the House!"

"Wow, Khaled! This is surely proving to be a rap battle worth dying for." said Bin Laden.

"You very smart." said Khaled.

"MattyB, this is your last chance." said Ian.

"I know, shut up!" said MattyB.

"I can't do this anymore! You're giving me too much pressure." said Ian, passing the microphone to Johnny Test.

"Okay, B! I'm ready!" said Test.

"Ready for what?" asked Barry.

"I was not talking to you, Barry!" said Test. "I meant MattyB!"

"Yeah, I'm ready." said MattyB.

Test started beatboxing too fast and MattyB couldn't rap that fast, so he gave up.

"Cory, you win." said MattyB. "I didn't think you were capable of doing this."

"Thanks!" said Cory. "This tournament and three rounds were the third most fun thing I've ever done!"

"What's the second and first?" asked MattyB.

"Shrek, come here and tell him about this morning!" said Cory.

"NO! NO! I do NOT want to know any information!" screamed MattyB. "By the way Cory, do you want to know about your prize?"

"Hell yes!" said Cory. "What have I won?"

"First, you get ten tickets to backstage and go on the tour bus with me all the way to D.C.  Second, you get a ticket to lifetime access to any MattyBRaps concert ever.  Third, you literally get $2000." said MattyB.

"Did you hear that Shrek? We did it, babe!" said Cory.

They started to uncontrollably make out.

"That's all you got?" asked Ian.

"Bet you've never seen the Donkey before. I'm about to do it!" said Shrek, bending Cory over.

Donkey shouted from the door. "Ain't NOBODY fucking this Donkey except for Donkey's tongue!"

Barry, Shrek, Test, and Cory were all shocked to see Donkey and Doke had the Kool-Aid man and a green walking eyeball with them.

"In case you don't know Shrek, I met two new friends.  The green walking eyeball is Mike Wazowski, and the big red indestructible glass pitcher of red liquid is the Kool-Aid Man." said Donkey.

"How did you find them without our inter-dimensional portal?" asked Test.

"I'll answer that once you tell me how your asses got TEN tickets to the concert." said Donkey.

"How did you find us?" asked Cory.

"What did we miss out on?" asked Doke.

"Cory beating 63 people in a tournament to beat MattyB in a rap battle." said Test. "With the help of my super quick beatboxing."

"Wait a minute, is that Ian?" asked Donkey.

"Yes, you know him?" asked Blart.

"Of course! His fat ass was the key." said Donkey

"Key... key to what?" asked Barry.

"The inter-dimensional door." said Donkey.

Barry, Shrek, Test, and Cory were all in shock.

"You have to tell us about this!" said Shrek.

"Only if us four can go with you to the MattyB concert." said Donkey.

"That makes ten people." said Shrek. "Sure you guys can come."

"Oh, thank you Shrek!!" said Donkey. "Alright bitches, gather your asses around for story time with Donkey!"

"Oh yeah!" said the Kool-Aid man.

"So when your lame asses left us to a fucking zoo....." Donkey continued the story until the very end until they had ended up telling the story.