Okay, if we're talking about a platonic kiss, it would be my parents. But let's face it, y'all are naughty kids who want the deeds. So, without further ado, this letter will address the last person I kissed romantically. Coincidentally, that was my actual last kiss and today is Valentine's Day. Oh wait, it's 12:05AM. Well, it's still Valentine's Day is most countries so whatever, close enough.
Dear Brenda L.,
Yeah, you were the last person I ever kissed. But wait, before you bask in the glory of c*ckblocking me, I have to tell you something. I still dated other girls after you, it was just that I went back to long-distance. I think I "went out" with like seven girls after we ended and a couple dozen flings. I can't remember, my concept of time has been off lately so I can't place events and people on my mental timeline.
Hmmm, I can't even remember when and where we last kissed. We ended things, what, exactly two years ago? OH hey, I broke up with you the day before Valentine's Day. Well what do you know, it's full of coincidences and cameos. Well, see ya on the flip side.
Love always,
Eugene.
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30 Day Letter Challenge
CasualeI have no idea what this is about but since you're here, I'm sure you do. This is my 30 Day Letter Challenge and I hope you stalk me all day err day for this. The picture for my cover was stolen off Google and I designed it myself. Read on and enjoy...
