I woke up on Saturday with Josh in my arms, I almost forgot about last night. He was on his phone, I guess he didn't notice I was awake. I peeked at his phone and immediatly regretted it. I could hear him giggling beneath me as he sent another dick pic to the contact 'Ash Dash'. I realized he wasn't exactly cheating on me when the person texted back,
'eW JOSH TF ITS TOO EArlY FOR THIS'
';;^^^))))'
I accidently let out a chuckle and Josh gasped, locking his phone and pulling it to his chest.
"It's not what it looks like I promise."
"Then what is it?"
"I'm just messing with my friend Ashley."
He said with laugh,
"That's not your dick is it?"
"NO I SWEAR."
We both started laughing, but both went silent when my stomach growled loudly.
"Hungry?"
"Mhm."
"I have pancakes."
~~~
After I finished eating I told Josh I had to leave.
"Are you sure?"
"Sorry Josh, I have to meet up with Melanie, I promised her."
"Alright, but we're hanging out again soon."
"Kay."
I headed for the door and before I left Josh ran up flung his arms around me, kissing me on the cheek.
"Bye."
"Uh... Bye."
Smiling, I walked out the door and got in my car, driving straight to Melanie's house, not even thinking to get changed.
~~~~~
"You look awful- *GASP* YOU FUCKED HIM DIDN'T YOU. I KNEW IT-"
"WH- NO, GOD MELANIE."
"Wha- Why not?! He wanted sex."
"No he didn't, we just watched Disney movies and talked."
We walked into hot topic as usual, looking for new merch.
"What? But that makes no sense, I could see it in his eyes when he talked to you, he wanted to fuck."
"How can you te- this is ridiculous, you know maybe I just actually have a boyfriend."
"I'm not saying you can't get a real boyfriend, I'm just saying this guy looks sketchy yaknow?"
She picked up a band shirt, examined it, then put it back down.
"'Sketchy'? You don't know Josh, Melanie, he's not 'sketchy'."
"Alright, alright, just lookn' out for my baby, hey where's Troye?"
"RIGHT HERE BITCHES!"
We both turned around at the australian accent to be greeted with Troye bounding toward us.
"Where were you?"
"In the back, hangn' with Tyler."
My head shot in his direction at the sound of my name.
"Tyler Oakley."
He clarified,
"Oh, right."
"What're you two up to?"
He asked, writing something down behind his desk in the middle of the dark store.
"Well, Tyler just got a boy friend-"
"WHAT?!"
I was hoping to tell Troye personally, he fangirls over this stuff all the time. He tries to be a match maker for me and Josh, I appretiate it, but I don't need Troye ruining our relationship by trying to get us to kiss and giving Josh a concussion.
"Really Mel?"
"WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?"
"It's not a big deal, really Troye-"
"It's Josh Dun."
"WHAT?!?"
"MELANIE."
"YOU'RE DATING THE JOSH DUN AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?"
"It just happened yesterday!"
"WHY DID NO ONE TEXT ME?"
"Sorry Troye."
"You guys need to tell me these things, did you fuck?"
"NO."
"Why not?"
"That's what I said!"
"I'm leaving."
I walked over to a band shirt and picked it up, going back over to Troye.
"After I buy this."
Troye had smug look on his face.
"Alright Mr.Popular."
"I'm going to commit."
Troye laughed and scanned the shirt, handing it back to me in a bag.
"Have fun!"
"Fuck off!"
I said cheerfully mocking him as Melanie and I walked out and towards the food court. We got happy meals and sat down, taking out the My Little Pony toys and putting stickers on them.
"Why do we still do this."
"Because we're cool."
"This is why you and Troye are my only friends."
"Exactly."
The time flew quickly as we talked about random subjects, until the conversation swayed to Josh.
"So who's that girl he hangs out with?"
I grinned.
"Why?"
"Fuck off I'm not into her, just wondering."
"Mhm, her name's Ashley, intrested?"
"Nah, she's too... much."
"Too much?"
"I don't know, just not for me."
"Josh mentioned that she may or may not be into you."
Her face lit up, she so obviously has a crush on her.
"What?"
"Dude, she so likes you."
"Really?"
"Mhm."
Melanie changed the subject after that, guess I get to be match maker now for these two.
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