The day ended and I finally got back to my apartment, I watched Netflix for an hour and then decided to text Tyler. Maybe I can get some Netflix and chill.
'Hey Tyler, it's Josh'
I waited for a reply and saw him typing.
'Hi josh wyd'
'nothing im bored text me stuff'
'my dog won't shut up'
'what's your dogs name'
'coco'
'I'm more of a cat person'
Ugh, this is boring, doesn't he get the message that I want sex? Anyone who's even in the same school with me knows I don't want anything to do with a relationship.
'Do you have cats?'
'tYLER THESE QUESTIONS ARE BORING'
'FINE YOU ASK ME A QUESTION'
'what are you wearing?'
Maybe this will speed things up. There was a slight silence before he started typing again.
'Tank top and boxers'
'BOORING'
'what are YOU wearing'
'nothing'
That was a lie but maybe it'll get him turned on enough to get his ass over here.
'oh'
or not.
An hour had passed and we were just talking and flirting with each other, or rather I was flirting with him. And I actually seemed to feel sort of interested in him. No. I'm not. I've learned my lesson about relationships, and I'll never fall for someone ever again. Period. Let's just get moving and get things over with.
'are you single?'
'Josh didn't we literally just meet today'
Does he still not get it? I'm beginning to think this might have been a mistake... it'll all be worth it when I get this kid in bed.
'Can you answer the question first'
'yes, I am'
Good.
'Well, I've been watching you for a while'
'...creepy'
'NOT LIKE THAT ugh it's hard to explain, I like you a lot though'
'thanks I guess?'
Is he a bottom? I hope not.
'will you go out with me?'
'absolutely'
Alright, now I can get this kid to come over.
'Wanna come over my house? I have disney movies'
'where do you live?'
'*address*'
'coming'
Sweet. I took off my shirt and changed into pajama pants, making it seem like I wasn't lying when I said I wasn't wearing anything. I looked in the mirror and messed with my hair until I thought I looked cute enough and then flopped back down on the couch and waited, watching some more Netflix until I heard a knock on the door. I got up to go get it and was greeted by Tyler, who had seemed a bit taken aback by how I looked, this kid is adorable. I almost felt bad for wanting to use him, almost.
"Hey Ty."
He blushed at the nick name, aawwww, maybe I should just drop the idea- no, I'm not going to be fooled again, I just want sex, that's it.
"Hi Josh."
"Come in."
I stepped aside to let him walk in, god help me.

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RandomJosh was done with love, he had his fair share of broken hearts. He was done with being broken. The belief that there is someone out there that is perfect for you, he thought, is absolutely ridiculous. So he's simply resorted to "dating" boys bec...