Situation

Chapter 47: Komui! Now Everybody's Got 'Em

          The next day, Kanda and I were sitting in the cafeteria with Lavi and Lenalee having a normal conversation about different brands of soda. Yeah, I think we started on "Hey, Allen, did you lose the ears yet?" and that somehow got around to "No! Dr. Pepper is way better than Mountain Dew!" Someone help our weirdness!

Luckily for me, Kanda brought me a little cat toy filled with catnip that I was currently rubbing against my face while the bluenette's arms kept me from falling off his lap. Lavi laughed, "Moyashi, you look so stupid doing that!"

The comment didn't even cause me to pause as I savored the scent of the herb in the toy, and the next thing I heard was, "Sorry, Allen! I didn't mean it!"

"Better," a deep voice growled as the owner's arms tightened their grip on my waist and across my chest. Unfortunately, this peace didn't last very long.

Suddenly, the smell of catnip was overrun with an eerie aroma, almost like autumn. My mind quickly became fuzzy as Kanda's grip slackened, and I fell to the floor, followed by my boyfriend collapsing over me, and the last thing I remember was his weight on me and a satanic laugh.

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The world came back in spots before my eyes, and I soon could make out green tresses spilled out on the floor next to spiky, red hair. The next thing was the long, white appendages coming from the flaming mane, twitching slightly as I try to figure out what they were, and I noticed a somewhat bluish haze floating on the ground. Before I could really question the gas, a groan sounded from above me as the weight on my body shifted before leaving completely, and Kanda drawled out, "What happened?"

This was quickly followed by, "Komui, what did you do?!"

And lastly, "Allen?!"

Happy to be acknowledged, I mutter, "I'm fine."

"Good, now what's on my..." Kanda trailed off before growling death threats to the science division. Not understanding, I roll over to my back to be met with fluff up my nose, and I let out a sneeze. Laughing sounds from behind me and as I look, I notice Lavi sitting up, holding his stomach and white rabbit ears protruding his hair. Oh no, does that mean Kanda....

"KOMUI! I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!" Kanda yells, his furry, black wolf tail thrashing behind him and his ears flush against his head. Gaping, I stutter, "Kanda, y-you l-look so...."

He glances down at me as I jump up and squeal, "CUTE!"

Sweatdropping, he lets me tackle him to the floor, and I give him a playful lick on the cheek. Huffing, he says, "Great, good to know. You do realize that wolves hate cats, right?"

"What does that mean?" I pout, my ears pushed down and tail relaxing in my jeans. Smirking, he flips us so he was looming over me, "That means I'll be sure to be extra aggressive."

My ears perk, "Okay, I like that idea!"

"Keep it appropriate for all audiences!" a certain rabbit interrupts just as Kanda was about to kiss me. This was quickly followed by a hollow thunk and Lenalee accusing, "Lavi! This could contain critical Yullen footage! Please continue, Kanda!"

Rolling his eyes, Kanda sits beside me, eyes widening momentarily before he situates his rear off his tail, and says, "Nope, the rabbit ruined it."

Lenalee frowned and whined, "Lavi, you're so mean!"

"Of course, but Wolfy here was going to make a scene," the moronic redhead said.

"The heck did you call me, Baka Usagi?" my boyfriend growled and menacingly glared the rabbit down. Smiling innocently, I add, "We actually just had a conversation about how wolves eat rabbits."