Wen teh lozerz wok up, they wer in an intyrly difrent playce. They loked arowned @ wut serownded dem. They apeered 2 b in a 4est of sorts. They wer lik serownded by fukin trees n shit. It loked sorta lik how they had emagined caybeswuter wud lok lik wen they red teh trc boks.
"Wut teh fuk" Jane sed 4 lik teh milleunth tim dat nite.
"Ware r we" sed ian.
"Iz it not obveeuz" sed andi "its a fukin 4est"
"Dis isnt just ny ordinery 4est guise" sed jay "dis is" she loked dramatikly in2 teh camra. "A strayng 4est"
"R u guise tinking wut I'm tinking " viv assk
"Wel dat deepends on wut ur tinking" sed beth
"I m tinkin" viv continu "dat dis iz caybeswuter"
"Haha lmao viv wut" Jane poynted owt.
"No I'm sereeous"
"N I'm vinsent van go" sed lu sarcassticly
"Akully" sed jay "i tink she may b rite." Then she poynted owt 2 somting on lik teh otha sid of teh 4est.
Dat wuz wen thay all saw it. Or rathr, them. A groop of 5 ppl, cassully lik sunbathin or sumting.
"O. M. G!!!!" Sed beth "iz dat-"
She dint git 2 finsh her sintince bc she wuz roodly fukin interupped by mothafukin Jane runing faster den a mothafukin cheeta lik dam she wuz runin fast n skreeming "GASEEYYYY!!" @ teh tOP OF HER MOTHAFUKIN LUNGS.
"O deer" sed Meryl.
"Mom y" fox caled after jane. Fox n Jane wer not akully reelayted n no1 new wen fox had started caling Jane mom it jus kynda hapined.
On teh otha sid of teh 4est , Jane leeped in2 teh mothafukin air n land rite on top of a boy wit brown har n glasis.
"Wut teh hek" sed teh v gansy-lik indivisual.
"Hai gansy" sed jane, breethin hevaly.
"Um" sed gasey "helo. mai i hellp u wit somting."
"Geezus kryst" sed fox as teh lozerz ran over 2 ware teh rayven gayng n Jane wer.
"hoo teh fuk r u ppl" sed teh boi wit teh shayved hed n teh lehther jackit . it wuz kwite sayf 2 asume tht dis wuz rownun linch.
"alow mee 2 intradewce us" sed beth. "mi naym iz beth." she terned 2 gansy. "teh womin on tahp of u ser iz Jane."
gansys ayes widined n he loked @ Jane. "Wayt ur naym iz-"
"Dis iz fox" beth continewed, poyting 2 teh yung blu hared emo . she continewed 2 go arownd teh groop, poynting owt all of her frens as she went a long. "Dats Andi. And eri. Den thers ian. N den we hav Meryl. N lu. N jay. N fynily, viv."
"Um" sed gansy. "Mi naym iz-"
"O beleeve me" sed Jane. "We kno hoo u r."
"Uh. Ok. Can u pls git off mee now?
"No" sed Jane.
"O"
"O Janey" sed eri hoo wuz staring 2 git jelluz. She reeched down n piked Jane up off of gansy. "Leeve teh por boi alon."
"Acully he iznt a por boi, he iz acully qwite a rish boi" sed Andi
"Shut teh fuk up Andi no1 assked u" eri reeplyed.
"O" sed Andi.
Jane wuz no longr on topp of gansy, so gansy sat up n breshed teh dert off of hiz fukin ecspinsiv-ass shert lik he wuz a pristeeguz prep skool boi or somtin- o wayt.
"Ok so" rownun sed "wut teh fuk r u ppl dooin heer. Wut do u wan."
"Wel" Meryl sed. "Dis iz goin 2 sownd crayz."
"Beleeve me" blu sarjent sed. "Nuhting sownds crayz 2 us anymor."
Meryl smyled. She had ben stanning teh rayven gayng 4 qwite a long tim now, n she new eczaclly wut blu ment. Teh rayvn gayng had ben thru a lot of fukin weerd shit.
"Wel" sed Meryl. "It all start wen eri toled uz she had ben invyted 2 a halowen perty."
Meryl continud, teling blu, gansy, adamn, rownun, n nouh abowt evryting tht had hapined 2 dem. Goin 2 teh perty drehssed as tings reelayted 2 teh rayvn cycl, meting Camila , teh strayng spel tht had throne tem all in2 teh trc wurld. Wen she fineshed teh stori, teh rayvn gayng loked @ her, considiring. Den thay loked arownd @ all teh loozerz. Den thay all exchaynged glancs wit eech oter.
"Ok" gansy sed, standin up. "I tink we r all tinking teh sam ting."
"Yeh" sed rownun. "Dat dats fukin bulshit lmaooooo"
"Rownun shut teh fuk up" sed adamn.
"Aw yeh adamn, u tel hem, man, u frikin sLAY." sed gansy
Jane pretinded 2 cof. "Adansey"
"nYWAY" gansy continewed. "I wuz acully tinking somting helpfil, thnk u v much rownun. I was tinking-"
"We tayk tem bak 2 fox way" blu fineshed hiz sintence.
Gansy loked @ her. "Exacly" he sed.
Jane skweeled in reespons. "BLUEEESSSSEEEYYYY"
"shh" jay sed, coverin Jane's mowth.
Gansy blink(182)ed @ tem. "Ok" he sed. "Ok so les go" n mooved hiz feet n started walkin owt of caybeswuter.
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squash squad → the raven cycle crack
Fanfiction\ this is really bad and was written on a dare lmao dont read it / 1ce apon a tim, ther was 10 losers who caled themselfs teh squash squad. teh squash squad iz incredbley nerdy n r obsesd wit tis dummass bok serys caled teh raven cycle. on teh halow...
