teh loozerz wok up teh nex morenin . dey al gethird arowd teh taybl n waytid 4 gansy 2 finis maykin brekfist . he wuz maykin a gormay meel of luky cherms sereil, part of a nutrisus brekfist!!1!
all of dem munchd on der luky cherms , . sum of dem tulked abowt randem poyntlis shit., butt sum of dem wer jus doin a hol lotta starin . eri wuz starin @ Jane, hoo wuz starin @ gansy, hoo wuz starin @ blu. allso, adamn n rownun wer obveeusly starin @ eech otur bc obveeouzly dey r in luv. n fox n ian wer starin @ adamn n rownun as wel az dyin insid ovr how fukin coot der otp wuz.
"so " Meryl sed wen she had finesh eeting her sereeil. "wut r we doin 2dey"
"wel" gansy repli " 2day we wer planin 2 go 2 caybeswuter-"
"CAYBESWUTER" viv xclaymed staning up frum her seet , "IM SOREE , DID U SEY CAYBESWUTER ?? WER GOIN 2 CAYBESWUTER?? Y DINT NEE1 TEL MI DIS SUNER Y R WE STIL JUS SITIN AROWN , LETS FUKIN GO 2 FUKIN CAYBESWUTER YO "
"viv, viv, viv" lu sed, "clam dow. jus..clam dow."
viv syed "okkkkkk butt i rlly wunna go 2 caybeswuter"
"we al doo butt we mus b payshent" sed ian
"or els dey wil git sik of us n leev uz strended in teh midle of noware" sed beth
Jane gasp drumaticly. "dey wud nevr!!!"
"I wud" sed beth
"how r00d" sed eri
rownun shok hiz hed , obveeuzlee fed teh fuk up wit teh loozerz n der antiks. "gansy " he sed , "r u shur we shud brin dese ppl wit us 2 caybeswuter..." he loked @ dem al jugmintily , " dey mite brayk it "
"wel I meen if we leev dem heer dey mite brek owr hol intire hows." gansy reeplyd.
"gansy, " rownun sed, cleerlee ajatayted . "wut sownd s mor frajil 2 u. a hol intire hows , or a dreem"
"wel" sed gansy
"gansy" sed rownun
"rownun" sed gansy
rownun rold hiz eyes so fur dat hiz eyes neerlee fel owt of der sokits n rold akros teh fukin flor. "ok u no wut. fyn. fukin fyn. if u wuna tak dem, den go ahed bY AL FUKIN MEENS"
"yAY" sed Jane , she grabd on2 gansys arm den and snugld it clos 2 her fayc. "I new u wudint leev uz beehin gansy,. " she beegan 2 pet gansys , arms. , breethin hevilee, "aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrmmmmmmsssszs" she mohned.
"um ," gansy sed.
"wut gansy meens 2 sey, Jane, iz 'git teh fuk off of mi , u fukin weerdoh." rownun translaytd gansys 'um's.
"don b ridikulus, rownun , " Jane sed, "gansy n I r solem8s"
"um" sed gansy
rownun slemd hiz own hed on2 teh taybl. "4 godz sayk"he mutird.
"nywey" gansy sed, carfulee pulin hiz arm owt of Jane's. "so. yeh. wer goin 2 caybeswuter ,, n we r goin 2 tri v v har 2 mayk sur nobody dyes."
Jane cofed. "teh not dyin ting izint goin 2 last v long 4 sum1 in dis rom"
"wha " sed gansy
"JANE" al of teh loozerz showtd. dey wer al gitin rlly fukin sik of Jane brinin dat shit up evry fukin dey . "CEN U FUKIN NOT"
"Fuckin Whoops!™" Jane simplee sed bi wey of reepli.
"I..." rownun sed "I m cunfoosd"
dat wuz wen teh loozerz remimbird tht literally evry1 in dis rom new tht gansy wuz goin 2 dye... xcep rownun .
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squash squad → the raven cycle crack
Fanfiction\ this is really bad and was written on a dare lmao dont read it / 1ce apon a tim, ther was 10 losers who caled themselfs teh squash squad. teh squash squad iz incredbley nerdy n r obsesd wit tis dummass bok serys caled teh raven cycle. on teh halow...
