Dan and Phil Husband Scenarios

Fluff

Dan:

For once in who knows how long, you and Dan could finally just relax. It was bliss.

After you both got home from working, you just chilled in your pajamas. You were watching Finding Nemo just because you could.

"Did you know in real life," Dan said, stuffing his face with popcorn. "Nemo would've mated with Marlin."

You raised an eyebrow at this.

"What?"

He nodded.

"You're so random sometimes." You laughed. "Thanks for ruining the movie."

"Just a fun fact."

"And people say Phil's the weird one."

"Take that back! Phil will alwayd be weirder than I!"

"Never!" You smirked. He glares then starts to tickle you. You try to get away but fail.

"Take. It. Back!"

"N-Never!" You say in between laughs. He kept tickling you until you gave up.

"Alright, meme child! Phil is...weirder than...you!" You admit, trying to catch your breath. He grins triumphantly. "You know how I'm going to get you back?"

"How?"

"Annoying the hell out of you."

"How do you think you're going to do that? I've been hanging with Phil, you and Caitlin for a long time now. Nothing phases me."

You frown, but smirk

"Damn, Daniel."

"Oh god no. I swear you if you-"

"Damn, Daniel!"

"Ugh. I'm done with you." He goes into the bedroom and stays there. You chuckle.

"Back at it again with the existential crisis."

"I HEARD THAT!"

Phil:

Phil decided to take you to the park because it was a nice day outside. It was nice to have some time to yourselves after everything that's happened.

You two were sitting by the lake enjoying each other's company. It was beautiful and sweet and romantic until:

"How many people do you think have died in this lake?"

"Phil..." You sighed, shaking your head. You were used to it by now, but still.....

"What? Somebody had to ask."

"No. Nobody had to ask."

"I wonder how many people I could-"

"Phil!" You interrupted him, laughing. "I think you've watched teddy bears drown too many times there kiddo."

He blushed.

"I still have the memories of their lives being washed away from their fluffy bodies."

"I think the fresh air is getting to you." You said, standing up. "Come along, lets get you home before you get any more crazy fumes."

"But there might be someone alive down there."

"Lets go before you get yourself arrested." You mumble, pulling him up and dragging him home.