LOUIS VERSION OF THRIFT SHOP;
WALK INTO DA CLUB LIKE WHADDUP I GOT A BIG BUM
I'M JUST PUMPED UP BY SOME PURSES FROM THE THRIFT SHOP
ICE IN THE FRIDGE, I USED TO SLAP A PEASANT
PEOPLE LIKE "DANG THATS A LOTTA SASS."
ONE TIME I WAS AT THE MALL
AND SOME GUY ASKED ME OUT
AND I WAS LIKE SURE (AS A JOKE)
AND HE WAS LIKE WRITE YOUR NUMBER ON MY HAND I GOTTA GO
AND HE WAS IN A RUSH SO I JUST WROTE:
1-800- LOL JK YOU'RE NOT ONE DIRECTION.
HE PROLLY FELT SO SALTY LOL OOPS.COM
