~Anime Zodiac~

=WEIRD....SCENARIO...SHIT=

A/N: Okay okay hold your panties. This will be long. By the way, these will be poorly written and stupidly funny xD

Libra - France - Bedroom
Scenario: You are in your bedroom, unable to sleep. Whining, you check your phone and go to look up Hetalia. Staring at the hot guys for 3 hours you decide to try and get some rest. You set the phone down, and try to sleep. You hear a creak at the door and hide under your blankets as you can feel a figure coming closer. The figure leans closer to you, moves back your hair and whispers "HONHONHONHONHON" (Proud? XD)

Aquarius - L. Lawliet - Kitchen
Scenario: Waking up from your only 3 hour sleep, you manage up get out of bed and get your lazy ass to the kitchen. The reason you woke up was because your stomach was empty, so, like every smart person you decide to make food. You feel arms snake around your waist as you flip a pancake. You jump slightly as the person says "You need 70% more strawberries with that."

Virgo - Grell Sutcliff - Strip Club?
Scenario: Sadly, your guy friends wanted you to come to a strip club with them. It was misery, you just randomly leaned against the wall like a boss. You just wanted out with all your heart, until you get approached. "That...Guy looks like...a girl.." you thought long and hard but just let it happen. The man purred "Are you my bassy~?"

Pisces - Kaneki Ken - Hallways
Scenario: So this bitch, Kaneki, you already knew. You too were in a heated fight about, god who knows. Everyone was looking, it was like a dramatic boxing match. But then you lashed out and said "Why do you have to be so hard on me!" and then this happens. You get pinned against the wall basically. And then Kaneki purrs "I am not hard yet..". Stupid Sexual Puns. (I couldn't help it.)

Cancer - America - Lounge Room
Scenario: You are laying on the couch, swallowed in boredom. Dying from it you decide to watch TV and Nom on a Hamburger. Then you get denied, A blonde guy smacked the burger out of your hands and ate it. And he just walked away without saying a word. "Damnit" You mutter.

Capricorn - Eren Jaegar - Office
Scenario: You are in your office doing paperwork and planning something. You stop randomly and stand, you start trying to impersonate Levi. Nobody is there, so why not? You keep saying "Clean this! Clean that! Call me Mr. Clean!" over and over. A guy who looks 15/17 bursts into your office with a determined face and yells "You called me Mr. Clean!"

Leo - Romano - Restaurant..?
Scenario: Oh god you are hungry again. You stuffed your gut all day but you still feel hungry. So, you go to a random restaurant across the street. Woman in maid outfits, men in Tuxes, this was fancy! When you sat down however..you were greeted by not a woman in a maid's outfit...but a Man in a maid's outfit. He looked really irritated with someone. But he leaned down to you and said "May I take your god damn order?"

Sagittarius - Undertaker - Park Central
Scenario: Ah~ How you loved the birds...the bees...it was amazing. Walking in the sunshine, drinking a Capri-Sun, it was nice. Until you were stopped by what looked like to be an old hag in a Dumbledore costume. But it sounded like an old man on crack. Well, still, you just stood there blankly. The old..man/woman...said "You shall not pass until you tell me a joke."

Taurus - Italy - Another Italian Restaurant
Scenario: Okay. So after you got confronted by that guy in a maid's outfit, you got confronted by a guy in a miniskirt, nurse costume, miku cosplay, you get it. But you were weirded out when a man approached you in a stripper outfit. He looked like he was fine with it. Bubbly, nice, and actually posing one and then. But the thing that actually got you was "Veeeeee~!"

Aries - Sebastian Michaelis - Uhm...*coughhisbedroomcough*
Scenario: Dates with demons? Check! You and Sebby here were on a date! You guys are in his bedroom now..The servants and Master are gone for an unknown reason...So guess what you two do?! You two get it on! Well. You try to. (Idfk, I winged this one)

Scorpio - Kaneki's Centipede - Bedroom
Scenario: You hated bugs. Especially the ones that can crawl into your ears and lay eggs in your skull. But there was none in site. For now. Your were reading a book when you felt something crawl up your leg and you shook. You looked over to see Kaneki's Centipede on your leg. You screamed, and got bug spray.

Gemini - Ciel Phantomhive - Bathroom
Scenario: Your back....oh god....it hurts so bad....and Jesus...you are dirty. So, you decide to go to the bathroom and take a bath. You grab towels and all that shit, and go to the bathtub with running water. You wondered why the water was already running when you never even set foot in the bathroom. You just shrugged and walked in. A naked Ciel, in a weird pose, in your bathtub. You just stood there.....unamused..."Get in, I order you" he said.