Dear Bully,
You texted me again today.
you: hey fat ass.
me: at least I've got an ass, yours appears to be missing.
you: literally no one gives a shit😂
me: dude. I know. no one gives a shit. no need to add a stupid fucking emoji
you: bitch, don't offend the emojis!1!1!1
me: EMOJIS, BURN IN HELL!
you: NUUUUU *screams in sadness*
I'll play this little game with you for a while. It's sort of fun.
