This is a rant book regarding things I've noticed on wattpad.
Trigger warning: Opinions, I dislike clichès, probably offensive content, satire and sarcasm.
Maybe it will inspire you to NOT write clichè stories and be original. But this is a RANT boo...
Thanks for sticking around to read further. This chapter will be about the atrocious grammar I have seen within loads of well known wattpad stories.
The basic: Can't tell you're from your, their from there and they're, wear from where. (I am not kidding. Like, English motherfucker, do you speak it?? )
Authors, it's cut not cutted or shutted or putted. Please!
It's not even like it's their second language. First, it's their first fucking language. Then why do my eyes have to bleed just to read your story. They aren't typos either.
And one thing. Oh my gosh, I don't even know how or when this became a thing, but it did. And all I can do is hope that shit like this doesn't catch on. The first time I saw it I thought it was a stupid autocorrected thing. But no, sadly, people are dumb and they make their own shit up if they don't know anything.
Some Authors on wattpad actually use this. I mean, it's ridiculous.
"I's"
IT'S MY OR MINE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS I'S! Which school are you going to??
Just look at that. It doesn't even look like a word, or a letter, or anything. It looks pathetic, trying to be grammatically correct when it's not. A wannabe word, that's what it is. "Mark and I's room."
NO! NOOOOOOO!
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"Mark's and my room."
PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY.
*calms down*
Please, look at the comments, don't ignore them when they correct you.
And for the love of Madara, it's- Would HAVE NOT Would OF.
Don't forget to use articles (the, a and an).
I can understand if you write fast and make certain typos, and I am not talking about those errors. People actually do not know this stuff, neither do they want to be corrected.
*sigh*
Tell me if I missed something in the comments. Thenks ********
