Well Shit - [DaveJohn]

Chp. 10 ~

"Jeez what do you want you hobo?" John leaned on the wall and stared at Dave with an unimpressed expression.

"Homo? All the way." Dave grinned a cheeky grin as he stepped closer towards John.

"What are you doing?" John had attempted to scoot back but remembered he was leaning against the wall so it only resulted in him hitting his head on the wall.  "Ow. Fuck god dammit." John held his hand against the back of his head and frowned, knitting his eyebrows together.

"Idiot." Dave laughed softly, pulling John into his arms and inspecting his head where he had hit it. Not even hard enough to make it swell a bit. "You're cool dude." Dave kissed John's head and sighed.

John practically melted away as Dave cared for him so gently. John wriggled awkwardly as he attempted to slip out of Dave's embrace.

"What's wrong Egbert? Gettin' nervous?" Dave leaned into John so close, his nose was touching John's neck.

"Pffft. Hah. Heh.... No way dude..." John laughed nervously (obviously) and tilted his head away from Dave.

Without hesitation Dave gently bit John's neck and that was the tie breaker.

John let out a squeak and flailed until Dave let go, laughing and grinning like the fucking dork he is.

"Not cool man." John rubbed his neck awkwardly, looking away to hide his painfully obvious smile. "You shouldn't do that again." John laughed as Dave strode over to the couch and flopped down.

"I dont take orders like a dog. Wagging its tail waiting for a treat from its completely oblivious master or some shit. Woof woof, Egderp."

"What?...." John squinted at Dave before shrugging and heading for the exit.

"Yo. Where ya going? Come. Sit." John turned around, groaning as he made his way for the couch.

"Preferably in my lap~" Dave added at the end.

John's entire face heated up. "Um. No thanks. Im gonna decline that offer." John nodded and as he attempted to sit down, Dave completely and ever so gracefully slid onto the other cushion which led to John sitting right in his lap- as planned.

"Wh- Dave??" John whipped his head around to find a smirking Dave Strider. He went to get up, but Dave quickly wrapped his arms around the Raven head's waist. "Dave!!~" John whined.

"Sup?" Dave nuzzled into John's neck and placed small gentle kisses along the warm skin.

"You er- Um..." John's voice quickly got quieter and quieter and Dave continued planting little kisses along his neck. "Uh- sto-p??" John was even questioning himself now.

"Hmm?" Dave hummed against his neck, sending shivers down John's back.

John stayed silent at this rate. He didn't have words anyways.

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And then Kankri came in and ruined it all (:

just kidding.

But yeah. this is a thing thats happening now

what is this?

i dont know but i hoped you enjoyed whatever it was.

Sorry for any grammar or spellings errors, try to ignore them because obviously im way too fucking lazy to fix that shit.

anyways, love you guys c-:

Bye ~ <3