Well Shit - [DaveJohn]

Chp. 2~

Later that morning, John found himself nose to nose with his best bro. Dave Strider. John let out a squeak and flailed his arms and before he knew it he fell -hardly- onto the floor.

"Fucking hell. God dammit. Jesus fucking christ." John swore to himself  as he got up and rubbed his shoulder.

"Damn Egbert. With that language I could have thought you were Karkat." John couldn't help but laugh and agree at that statement. He squinted, due to not having his glasses.

"By the way you are like a fucking heater at  night. You might as well be the fucking sun. I might be sun burned. Like a fucking desert." Dave sat up and grabbed his shades and over his crimson eyes.

John tensed and looked up at Dave. "Uhm. Well it's not my fault!" John protested. He yawned and stretched, his shirt lifting only slightly as he turned around to walk to the kitchen.

"Hey John." Dave grinned and sat up.

"Er- Yeah Dave?" John turned around, giving Dave a questioned expression.

"You have back dimples." 

"SHUT UP!" John crossed his arms and stormed into the kitchen.

With that, Dave got up to take a shower. He grabbed a red towel and headed for the bathroom.

Dave washed his hair thoroughly and then his body. The room was sticky and steamy when he exited in only a towel around his waist.

He walked into his room and grabbed the appropriate clothing, getting dressed quickly.

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"Dave we really need to go grocery shopping!" John wailed as he walked into Dave's room.

"Oh. Okay." Dave slowly got up and combed his hair with his fingers before sliding on his socks and shoes and headed to the door. 

"Alright. I don't really think we need a list so like.." John explained as they got in the car.

Dave was more experienced in driving than John was. John was too sheepish to actually try to drive if he didn't have too. 

"All I know is that apple juice is a priority and the rest of the shit can wait." Dave said, his usualy stoic face was now a small smile as he drove down the road.

"Daaave~ We can get apple juice after we get food!" John made sure to put emphasis on the 'oo' part just as Dave had done this morning.

Just as they pulled into the parking lot, Dave got a call, of which he answered.

"Yellow?" John chuckled at the way Dave answered the phone.

Dave's expression became serious as he nodded at the phone. 

"John, groceries are gonna have to wait."

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Hellllooo! Here's another shitty update. Enjoy that shit.

Im gonna be quite honest, I was gonna have them get into a car accident but then I decided against it because thats too fucking cliche. So like- you'll have to wait until the next update for now.

I hope you like the story so far because I really like writing it.

Sorry for any grammar or spelling errors btw :c

Byeee~ <3