Well Shit - [DaveJohn]

Chp. 11~

//Before any smut happens I wanna let out a trigger warning because Kankri would kill me if I didn't mk. Yeah there is mild(?) smut in this chapter. sO #NSFW  BiTCH #mean language just then, sorry :c But yeah. thats it. who gives a fuck anyways?//

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Oh man oh fuck oh man. John pull yourself together and think. You as of now have a probably er how does one say it without sounding awkward? 

Ugh! There's a really turned on Dave in your lap and he is currently attached to your neck. Either somehow get yourself out of this or continue because you would be lying if you said you weren't starting to get turned on yourself.

John was now squirming as Dave grinded against him while savoring the sweet flesh of his neck. Leaving an interesting assortment of bruises and hickeys. John now had no intentions of stopping the smaller boy until he decided that the couch of all places was not a very appropriate place to be doing... well. This.

"Er- Dave. Im not implying that we are going to or have to continue but uh. If we are, then can we take this some place OTHER than the couch?" John asked politely. Dave let out a grunt but complied and got off John before yanking him off the sofa to the bedroom. Specifically John's.

John and Dave replace the couch with John's bed and go back to their sloppy makeout or whatever. However Dave was not wasting anytime. He was desperately  raking his own clothing off before quickly tending to john's as well.

Well now Your clothing is gone. Good job John.

Theres more grinding and John is biting on his raw bottom lip. Which were slightly bruised from said sloppy makeouts.

There were warm spots in both the boys abdomens. Rather fast for both of their tastes but they didn't dwell on that long.

Dave was rolling his hips rhythmically against John's which earned low groans from Dave, and rather high pitched whimpers from John. 

Eventually John is creating high pitched squeals and moans and surprisingly enough Dave is moaning too but they're subtle and very quiet. Only John can hear them as Dave breaths right into his ear.

And within minutes the boys are both climaxing. Which is awkward because they're both still wearing their boxers.

"Dave. this is really fucking gross." John admits, his voice shaky and breathy.

"John. As much as I love you, and god that is so fucking much, we should shower." Dave chuckled, nuzzling into his boyfriends neck.

John pushed him away slightly. "That's what I was getting at dude! There is semen on my stomach and its getting cold as we speak. It's. Disgusting." John has a face that says 'This is gross. Ew, ew, ew!' and you totally agree. 

"Yeah. That's gross. Thanks for the info, nerd." Dave gets up, shivering and heads to the bathroom. John follows behind, still disgusted with his current situation.

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Holy fuck. I admit i was gone for A LONG TIME. And im sorry about that. 

This was actually rather hard to write. Like I knew what I wanted to happen, but i didn't know how to write it. So it wasn't as detailed or as fluffy as i had wanted it to be. Regardless, I hope you enjoyed that shit.

Love you guys! BYe~ <3

p.s- sorry for any grammar errors or spelling mistakes.