Family

J Cole

Landon ass is bad. I don't know what to do with his little ass. I walked in the kitchen looking for Landon. I felt something cold on my chest. Landon sprayed me with whip cream and ran. "Landon" I yelled. I grabbed a towel and wiped my chest off. I started walking upstairs. I heard the shower in my room. I walked to the bathroom slowly. "I heard Landon singing Beyoncé. "All the single babies. All the single babies" he screamed. I walked in the bathroom and almost busted my ass. Landon put baby oil on the bathroom floor. I looked at the doorway to see him recoding it. I turned the water off. "Just wait until I catch you" I said as I crawled out of the bathroom.

I walked into the hall to hear Landon laughing. I walked to the closet in the hall and opened the door. I was then covered in powder. I heard cracks in the hall so I quickly turned around and tried to walk down the hall. I instead stepped on a skate board and skated down the hall. I hit the steps and flew off the skateboard. I saw Landon at the edge of the steps with his mouth opened but still recording. I finally landed on couch causing the couch to slide and knock over my thousand dollar vase my mom bought me. I rolled over and landed on the floor. "I'm sorry daddy" he said. I grabbed his little ass by his leg and stood up. I carried him to the car and sped to Paris house.

I knocked on her door holding Landon by the leg. I then noticed he had his momma phone the whole time. Paris opened the door. "I knew his ass had my phone" she said before snatching it from him. "Take his bad ass. I can't deal with him" I said pushing pass her. "What happened to you" she asked. "That kid is what happened to me" I said. I dropped him on the couch. "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up" Landon yelled making us laugh. "Momma look at the video" he yelled. "I'm gone" I said leaving. "Bye daddy" Landon yelled. "Bye boy. Don't call me next time your mom beat your ass" I said.

I pulled up to my house and got out. I went straight upstairs and got in the shower. The curtains were pulled back revealing a naked Tink. "What the fuck are you doing" I yelled. "The door was opened so I waited for you" she said. "Get out" I yelled. She looked hurt and walked out. I washed my hair and got out. I looked out of the bathroom to see her sitting on the bed. "I meant all the way out" I said. "I know but I have to tell you I'm pregnant" she said.