Diary of a Bearded Dragon

100!?

*at a pet party*

Red: Hey, Dog! Sparky! Guess what!

Priss: What, young one?

Sparky: What is it, Red?

Red: Our book has almost 100 views!

Both: WHAT!?!?

Red: Yeah! This is amazing! Thanks to all you readers out there!

Priss: Yes, thank you all!

Sparky: This is better than superworms! Although, superworms are pretty good..... and delicious... But this is better than that!

Red: Oooh, Dog, what do you think we should?

Priss: How about a Christmas Special?

All: Agreed!

Time Skip, brought to you by Kyubey!

I watched as my human was doing something. Curly then got me out of my cage, holding me on her shoulder. It then put me in a feather lined basket. I looked at a giant tree, lit up and sparkly. I gawked at it in amazement. The human came back, bringing a brown pot. I could smell a fresh, green scent. It kinda smelled like bell peppers, which were my favorite vegetables. I looked into the pot, curious. In it was a small, green sprout. It smelled even more like a bell pepper now that I was closer to it. I felt my heart skip a beat! This was a bell pepper plant! It would take time to grow, but it meant I could have all the bell peppers I wanted! The human then dragged a small tree into view. I turned my head curiously. The human picked me up, and set me down on it. I brightened up gleefully! I could climb a tree! I climbed up the branches, which seemed to be welded just for me! I got to the top, feeling big and tall. I smiled, turning my head towards a sun, closing my eyes. The human let me stay like that for a good half hour, then picked me up again. What now?! It went out a door, bringing natural sunlight to my face. I brightened happily again, as the human had realized I was big enough to go outside! It set me down in some clover, it's watchful eyes following me. I hid under the tall, thick weeds, eating some of them. I heard a bird, and ran back to the human. It looked around, the pet my back. I crawled around, enjoying the warmish weather. It wasn't too cold, but it wasn't really warm. I crawled on the human, licking it's skin in gratitude, and crawled on it's hand, wanting to go back inside the giant home. The human seemed to understand, and brought me back. It then gave me something. I bit into the thing, and chewed it. It was really chewy, and tasted of sunlight and grapes. I ate another one, and let the human pick me up. It put me back into my cage. In it, was a super soft, super fuzzy multi-colored thing. I snuggled into it, and went to sleep. Whatever kind of day this was, it was awesome!