I have began to understand more and more of the human language. I can't speak it, but I can understand it. Priss has helped me out with a few words like "Stay", "food", "Come Here", and "Bath". She says her least favorite word is "bath". I think it's just a dog thing, though. Her favorite word is "food", which, again, I guess is a dog thing. But who can blame her! Food is amazing!!! Curly showed me this "game" on it's computer. The game had flat people. One of my favorite characters is this lizard girl wearing a white "coat". She seems to be very nervous about liking this fish-girl Curly calls "Undyne" (did I spell it right, humans?). The sounds from this game are really good. They are stuck in my head as I bask under this light. There were two skeletons, one of them made "Spaghetti", but it was frozen...... The other makes these horribly funny jokes. My human is currently drawing a picture of me on her computer. I'll show you when she's done. Bye, loyal humans!
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Diary of a Bearded Dragon
HumorThe life of a Bearded Dragon is somewhat simple, at least in a human's eyes. Time to see through the eyes of a dragon named Athena (her human calls her Red on occasions) in this comedic documentary.
