His name is Hydra. He seems to like greens, which I find odd because they taste weird. He keeps his head up, likes to try to boss the human around. He's too wiggly in my opinion but he's not awful! He's only a little baby though, so he has much to learn. Reminds me a bit of myself when I was little. One day, he talked to me. "Hello there, who are you, are you the boss here?" I shook my head and replied " No, I am just older than you, the human is the leader, she's nice! Gives us food and scratches our itchy sheds!" Hydra cocked his head to the side, then nodded slowly in agreement "the food is good, I like the green stuff! It's yummy and sweet!" My scales must have darkened a bit because he said "you're missing out on some tasty food! Ever had a bug after you've eaten the green stuff? It tastes wonderful!" He kept on talking about food combinations and the like while he was there, but I didn't hear much of it as I began to fall asleep.
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Diary of a Bearded Dragon
HumorThe life of a Bearded Dragon is somewhat simple, at least in a human's eyes. Time to see through the eyes of a dragon named Athena (her human calls her Red on occasions) in this comedic documentary.
