Aries: I'm waiting for sophia grace and rosie to make a cover of anaconda
Taurus: marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they won't eat all of urs
Gemini: *hears child crying* *takes birth control*
Cancer: Don't date someone you wouldn't own a dog with
Leo: Told this girl to text me when she got home... I think she homeless
Virgo: i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore
Libra: Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.
Scorpio: forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember
Sagittarius: Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history. h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama
Capricorn: the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99. the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month's rent and your first born child
Aquarius: I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
Pisces: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other human beings? Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets? Glasses.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Tumblr Style Astrology!
RandomThis is basically a book involving a bunch of entries with each zodiac sign [Scorpio, Cancer, Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Pisces, and Aries] in a series of different situations! Hope you enjoy!
